Author Topic: help me blf, I need to stop being a pusillanimous individual  (Read 4399 times)



this thread is becoming the cringe thread


Thanks, guys. I don't need to sleep calmly anyways. Who even does that?
Not the roach...

normally I'd say get it to walk onto a paper plate and just fling it out a window or the front door

but roosterroaches are loving disgusting so you should kill that thing as fast as you can before you have an infestation

cuz you will NOT be able to get rid of them once you get them



dude what the forget is your problem

normally I'd say get it to walk onto a paper plate and just fling it out a window or the front door

but roosterroaches are loving disgusting so you should kill that thing as fast as you can before you have an infestation

cuz you will NOT be able to get rid of them once you get them
I sprayed bugspray all over the area after I killed it

Also my 10101st post, dang should do something cool
« Last Edit: July 04, 2014, 04:32:56 AM by Zanaran2 »

At least your stuff doesn't MOVE.

The fastest recorded speed of an american roosterroach is 2mph. You can outrun a roosterroach by walking away.

The entire concept of being scared of bugs isn't fear at all, it's disgust. Like, oh wow, it has more legs that me and does dirty things ew gross right? As soon as you get over that pansy stuff you're fine.


i won't light a match because I have a terrible fear of fire

The fastest recorded speed of an american roosterroach is 2mph. You can outrun a roosterroach by walking away.

The entire concept of being scared of bugs isn't fear at all, it's disgust. Like, oh wow, it has more legs that me and does dirty things ew gross right? As soon as you get over that pansy stuff you're fine.
when I was 10 I woke up with a giant scorpion standing on my chest, with its nasty little scorpion babies on it's back... I loving hate those demons and I wont rest until their all dead. Spiders r dope tho

ZAN, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!


That said, I am DEATHLY afraid of scorpions, but I live in Arizona and their sting can kill you if not properly treated.
Being a scared of scorpions isn't wimpy, they ARE deadly after all.

god DAMNIT people i am trying to eat some good donut holes here