If you could ride a 4th of july firework

[Fen]

What one would it be and why?

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[Muzzles56]

I'd ride one that goes all the way to the hospital

[SeventhSandwich]

I can't ride any of my fireworks since I live in Arizona and aerial fireworks are illegal.

I have to improvise by buying those sparkling bomb fireworks and throwing them into the air.

[Nonnel]

[carolcat]

i'd ride one that makes a sad violin noise because i feel like it would be an accurate representation of my life

[Nitro_Weavile]

i'd ride one that makes a sad violin noise because i feel like it would be an accurate representation of my life

Dem feels

Ot: 2 roman candles on my back

[Zanaran2]

[Alyx Vance]

One of those mortors.
Gotta go fast

[carolcat]

Ot: 2 roman candles on my back

my dad and his college buddies used to have roman candle fights. he says that the dumbest thing he ever did was put a bunch of them together so that they'd all go off at about the same time or something like that.

[BluetoothBoy]

I'd ride one that goes all the way to the hospital

That's sig-able, someone sig this.

[carolcat]

That's sig-able, someone sig this.

why don't you sig it
i don't do waht men tell me to do, fuk the patriarchy

[blueblur121]

2 roman candles on my back

This one is better.

[F3d323]

why don't you sig it
i don't do waht men tell me to do, fuk the patriarchy

check ur privilege u female robot thing

[GhostStar]

BLACK CAT IS SUPERIOR

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None
I don't want to die