Author Topic: My sister has been being a douche lately.  (Read 3840 times)

when girls like boys they hit them

your sister wants your richard
When girls like boys they hit them passively, this is aggressiveness.

When girls like boys they hit them passively, this is aggressiveness.
it means she is not joking around. she wants to get straight to the point. and that point is your richard.
go for it

it means she is not joking around. she wants to get straight to the point. and that point is your richard.
go for it
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have love with her boyfriend to get her jealous

tell her to knock it off
ask your parents about it
avoid the slap
wear a scary mask all the time
tape a fake hand to your face for free high-fives
carry a spray bottle and spray her before she tries to slap you
say "HA! I blocked your hand with my face!" extremely loudly at her every time she does it
crawl everywhere across the ground for one day
get a really annoying app that plays a fart sound every time she slaps you
get a really annoying app that plays a crowd laugh track every time she slaps you
fall over on the floor and pretend to have died when she slaps you
fill your mouth with water and the next time she slaps you you'll spit it out all over her

or do all the above and see how far you get through the list before she stops

have love w/ her mom and make her your daughter and ground her ass

Next time she comes at you, spray her eyes with mace and hook your heel behind her knees to knock her down.

"Ha! I win this time!"

She's on a diet; she'll refuse them and go eat a chocolate bar later.
I did that once but probably did it too hard, so she raged on me. I smacked her once and had to camp in the bathroom for an hour.
you should hit her as hard as you can, and repeatedly if you truly want her to stop. I

She's on a diet; she'll refuse them and go eat a chocolate bar later.
drug her chocolate bars then


When girls like boys they hit them passively, this is aggressiveness.
*cough* *cough* MASOCHISM *cough* *cough*
*cough* *cough* BDSM *cough* *couch*

Get an AR15. Problem solved.

Seriously, try to confront her about it when she's in a better mood