Hi guys, and my name is Swat 3.
I have no friends irl. Yes, and I never had a warm fuzzy love. ok maybe a couple i just over-exaggerate
So last night I had to guts to waddle over to some other kid-my-age's fire. When I went there my drunk dad came along and talked to the parents. Curt (what a cute name ikrikr) let me play Akinator on his iPad, and we talked about thingies and watched some transformers and cooked some s'mores.
And I swear to god his leg was for most of the time touching my leg. Maybe it was me who was doing it, but either way none of us moved. Now today is the morning (log: 6:43 at time of typing) and we are going on a little hike through the nature path before they go ahead and move out of the campground we are currently in. Now I am excited about this for friendy reasons, but I told frankie about all this and he gathered me to notice I should be happy about this is in another way~.
Oh, and this little friend Curt is super gay. My gaydar picked it up the first time he got out of the trailer to scream at his dog for barking at me.
>I'm gay.
>He's probably gay.
WHAT DO I DO SUPER MATURE BLOCKLAND?!
inb4 stick it in his pooper
pls don't hit me guys i only want to talk about things