Author Topic: Found a new "friend" - I need PRO advice from Blockland!!11  (Read 4102 times)

Hi guys, and my name is Swat 3.

I have no friends irl. Yes, and I never had a warm fuzzy love. ok maybe a couple i just over-exaggerate


So last night I had to guts to waddle over to some other kid-my-age's fire. When I went there my drunk dad came along and talked to the parents. Curt (what a cute name ikrikr) let me play Akinator on his iPad, and we talked about thingies and watched some transformers and cooked some s'mores.

And I swear to god his leg was for most of the time touching my leg. Maybe it was me who was doing it, but either way none of us moved. Now today is the morning (log: 6:43 at time of typing) and we are going on a little hike through the nature path before they go ahead and move out of the campground we are currently in. Now I am excited about this for friendy reasons, but I told frankie about all this and he gathered me to notice I should be happy about this is in another way~.

Oh, and this little friend Curt is super gay. My gaydar picked it up the first time he got out of the trailer to scream at his dog for barking at me.
>I'm gay.
>He's probably gay.


WHAT DO I DO SUPER MATURE BLOCKLAND?!
inb4 stick it in his pooper
pls don't hit me guys i only want to talk about things


well i mean if you just met him dont jump onto the "i want to forget you" train just yet
all i really can say is take it slow lol

are you into him
uhm kinda yeah

his legs are warm :p
well i mean if you just met him dont jump onto the "i want to forget you" train just yet
all i really can say is take it slow lol
oh of course not
i don't even know if his name is curt or just a process of my imaginative complex of a 10 year old

on a scale of one to ten how cute is he

on a scale of one to ten how cute is he
he's a zit disaster (which makes him a little bit cuter) so like a rough 8.1/10

There are no witnesses on nature hikes.
Just think about that.

think about instead of saying it straight up to him "hey man, are you gay?" just go around that, like take a huge spin and say it in another way that he will catch if hes into you and he wont be like "omfg i gotta get outta here" if hes not


There are no witnesses on nature hikes.
Just think about that.
ik ;)

How
well, he isn't exactly a zit disaster, but I don't know, it is a nice feature :c

think about instead of saying it straight up to him "hey man, are you gay?" just go around that, like take a huge spin and say it in another way that he will catch if hes into you and he wont be like "omfg i gotta get outta here" if hes not
yeah I know, but something tells me he hasn't come out to himself yet

I think I am going to fake trip backwards (idk how but shush) and fall onto him.

I think I am going to fake trip backwards (idk how but shush) and fall onto him.
damsel in fake distress
perfect

I think I am going to fake trip backwards (idk how but shush) and fall onto him.
What

How do gay teen relationships work

What

How do gay teen relationships work
i am going to try to test his reaction shush

Make your ding-dong accelerate into his poop hole.

Make your ding-dong accelerate into his poop hole.
Make your red-tipped rocket ram his ring.