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[childofdarkness016]

i want to go to the next dashcon

i think this negative publicity is positive advertisement in some ways

[Ad Bot]

[WaffleCake]

"

    Okay, i am not lying. This is all the truth.

    I went to DashCon with my brother, and we decided to go to BDSM 101 for stuffs and giggles. It was disgusting, there were people getting off everywhere. They started off with some safety stuff you know? Then thEY DID A loving DEMONSTRATION. We left when we saw someone who looked about 14 wanking next to us. It was horrific.

"

IM lovingN VOMITING EUGH

THATS HORRIFYING WHAT THE forget

[Kimon²]

i for one will be participating in the next dashcon so i can touch myself in a piss-filled deflated ballpit with homestuck cosplayers

[WALK2222]

so YOU'RE cyanpup

yeah!

[Flatflyer]

"

    Okay, i am not lying. This is all the truth.

    I went to DashCon with my brother, and we decided to go to BDSM 101 for stuffs and giggles. It was disgusting, there were people getting off everywhere. They started off with some safety stuff you know? Then thEY DID A loving DEMONSTRATION. We left when we saw someone who looked about 14 wanking next to us. It was horrific.

"

IM lovingN VOMITING EUGH

i can't even come up with a witty joke/response to this.

its just not possible.

[Kimon²]

i knew there would be weird little kids there but

i never wanted this

this was never supposed to happen

[WALK2222]

There is honestly nothing I don't love about DashCon

[Kimon²]

There is honestly nothing I don't love about DashCon

well i can think of a few things

[*FacePalm*]

dashcon?

more like load-of-stuff-con

cashgon

[WALK2222]

well i can think of a few things

More-like there's nothing I don't love about the outcome of dashcon

[Kimon²]

"Guys, please be sure to visit your doctors ASAP if you participated during the BDSM 101 panel. A few people have been reporting itchiness and sore bumps on their genitalia and it’s better to be safe than sorry."


there
there isnt a reactin gif suitable enough for the mix of horror, disgust, and fear for my sanity

lord deliver me from this life for i no longer wish to live on this plane of existence

[Rockinboy2000]

"Guys, please be sure to visit your doctors ASAP if you participated during the BDSM 101 panel. A few people have been reporting itchiness and sore bumps on their genitalia and it’s better to be safe than sorry."

SOURCE PLEASE

[WaffleCake]

i'm speechless

[ultimamax]

dashcon confirmed STD pool

[SquartleTurtle]

the forget is dashcon