Author Topic: I 'came out' as a dog.  (Read 1427 times)

It, er, could've gone better.

A bit of backstory:
My family is divorced, my mother being a cat and my father being dog/cat (not sure which). They seperated when I was ~three years old. When that happened, my dad filed some paperwork causing me to not be raised in the pound.

Okay, back to today. I casually said it, and then she freaked out. She asked me where I learned that Cats weren't the only sentient race in the world (what?). Then, she proclaimed that my school was an 'Dog Cult' that 'brainwashed me', even though I've been a dog for as long as I can remember. My mother was then speechless that the school taught the ideas of dogvolution in school. Another claim she made was that all dogs are homeless druggies on the streets. Before I could exactly give a rebuttal she said that I was simply mad at cats and it was just a 'stage'.

Sorry if this sounds stupid on paper, but does anyone have any advice?
I honestly don't know what is going to happen, I mean worst thing is that I get disowned, but I doubt it. I think she might attempt to pull me out of school and into a cat one, but hopefully my Dad can file some paperwork stopping her.



do you want to do a life exchange?



Well I'm a giraffe so I can't help you there.

it's okay.
when i came out to my parents that i was a human they flipped too

Well I'm a giraffe so I can't help you there.
inb4 i 'came out' as a giraffe

srs though next person to make a parody thread

I will track you irl and do a full force torcreep kick right into your genitals

what
i.... didnt think of the original thread as something you could make a trend out of
and now im already irritated because i know its gonna happen like 5 more times

I can't believe you believe in dogs, What are you 4?

srs though next person to make a parody thread

I will track you irl and do a full force torcreep kick right into your genitals
what
i.... didnt think of the original thread as something you could make a trend out of
and now im already irritated because i know its gonna happen like 5 more times
I 'came out' as a blockhead.
I 'came out' as a banana.
I 'came out' as a tree.
I 'came out' as a forums user.
I 'came out' as a giraffe.

I can't believe you believe in dogs, What are you 4?

I'm an agdogstic

I don't know if there really is a bow wow to bow down to
« Last Edit: July 08, 2014, 09:48:07 PM by Dodger »

UH,,, I DONT BELIEVE IN DOGS