Author Topic: I 'came out' as a ghost.  (Read 1116 times)

It, er, could've gone better.

A bit of backstory:
My family is divorced, my mother being alive and my father being alive/spooky (not sure which). They seperated when I was alive. When that happened, my dad filed some paperwork causing me to not be raised in the spooky graveyard.

Okay, back to today. I casually said it, and then she spooped out. She asked me where I learned that living was not the only state in the world (what?). Then, she proclaimed that my school was a 'ghost cult' that 'killed me', even though I've been dead for as long as I can remember. My mother was then speachless that the school taught the ideas of being dead in school. Another claim she made was that all ghosts are homeless druggies on the streets. Before I could exactly give a rebuttal she said that I was simply mad at the living and it was just a 'stage'.

Sorry if this sounds stupid on paper, but does anyone have any advice?
I honestly don't know what is going to happen, I mean worst thing is that I get disowned, but I doubt it. I think she might attempt to pull me out of school and into a living one, but hopefully my Dad can file some paperwork stopping her.


Stop

srs though next person to make a parody thread

I will track you irl and do a full force torcreep kick right into your genitals


srs though next person to make a parody thread

I will track you irl and do a full force torcreep kick right into your genitals

Okay you asked for it buckaroo

I can't wait for the OP's of these threads to get banned.


remember when everyone did the "Count to X" threads and then badspot made a rule against it

it's gonna be that

???? You came out as me?

I can't wait for the OP's of these threads to get banned.
Flatflyer 'came out' as a bird.

it's the "itt: it's [year]" thing again

OP is N/A years old and has already decided his final form lol

OP is N/A years old and has already decided his final form lol
"This isn't even my final form!!!"

Wrong thread lol

uh

yeah

stop

Make mother dead

Problem solved