Create some insults

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i'd punch you but there's no where to wash my hands



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Urban Dictionary

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Charles

a fukin nerd who can't even find his own pants. tends to like stupid insults and the American postal system. usually dislikes walking his own stupid fukin pets; he can't even find THEIR pants. if you encounter this nerd, be sure to stop, drop, and roll out of the nearest exit and off a cliff so you don't have to hear facts about the usps ever again. if you don't follow the instructions listed, he will eventually fill the room with a noxious gas that pungently smells like mahogany wood. if you start to smell mahogany wood, proceed to jump out the nearest window/wall. if charles attempts to pursue you, do not stop. do not stop running or so help us we're all doomed. do not allow him to catch up. do not stop for your mothers homemade cooking. i dont loving care if you're loving thirsty keep forgetin running or else you'll kill all of us.

guy1: did you hear about that nerd, charles?

guy2: yeah, he smells like mahogany.
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« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 01:03:18 AM by RedJohn »

not a pagestretch anymo'
« Last Edit: August 10, 2014, 01:27:45 PM by Cybertails1998 »

holy pagestretch
My monitor is big so I don't see a pagestretch.


"nice going, asstown."
courtesy to carolcat

If an apocalypse happened, you would be the first to die.

YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL mondayS
whas good???


Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.