Author Topic: Create some insults  (Read 6212 times)


"I'm going to beat the forget out of you until you're even more handicapped than you are right now."

i will kill you so hard you will die to death

nerd alert: the nerds u

Oh, I'm sorry, can you translate that? I'm not that good at speaking handicapese.

You stupid Butterhands!

Are you happy now, Mrs pupsy?

Your too ugly that the bricks fall when they see you.


doo doo brain

ill be here all week

My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me.

My mother said to me "Please don't ever smoke. Don't put your family through the same thing your grandfather put us through." I agreed, and at the age of 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never doing it because your post gave me cancer anyways.

There's something in your head that is not called a brain

"u a ho"

-Classic gold

from Watch Underscore Dogs
see what I did there

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"

"I'm going to send you to your moma in a BOX!"

People like you are the reason i say inside sometimes


You're so bloody dense you could bike at mach 5 without a helmet.