Author Topic: Genesis 1 (lolcat Verion!)  (Read 769 times)

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IN DA ABEGINNIN, CEILIN CAT CREATD TEH HEAVENS AN TEH EARTH. 2 TEH EARTH WUZ BWITHOUT FORM AN VOID, AN DARKNES WUZ OVAR TEH FACE OV TEH DEEP. AN TEH SPIRIT OV CEILIN CAT WUZ HOVERIN OVAR TEH FACE OV TEH WATERS.

3 AN CEILIN CAT SED, C“LET THAR BE LIGHT,” AN THAR WUZ LIGHT. 4 AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT TEH LIGHT WUZ GUD. AN CEILIN CAT SEPARATD TEH LIGHT FRUM TEH DARKNES. 5 CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH LIGHT DAI, AN TEH DARKNES HE CALLD NITE. AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FURST DAI.

6 AN CEILIN CAT SED, D“LET THAR BE AN EXPANZE1 IN DA MIDST OV TEH WATERS, AN LET IT SEPARATE TEH WATERS FRUM TEH WATERS.” 7 AN CEILIN CAT MADE2 TEH EXPANZE AN ESEPARATD TEH WATERS DAT WUZ UNDR TEH EXPANZE FRUM TEH WATERS DAT WUZ FABOOV TEH EXPANZE. AN IT WUZ SO. 8 AN CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH EXPANZE HEAVEN.3 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH SECOND DAI.

9 AN CEILIN CAT SED, G“LET TEH WATERS UNDR TEH HEAVENS BE GATHERD TOGETHR INTO WAN PLACE, AN LET TEH DRY LAND APPEAR.” AN IT WUZ SO. 10 CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH DRY LAND EARTH,4 AN TEH WATERS DAT WUZ GATHERD TOGETHR HE CALLD SEAS. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD.

11 AN CEILIN CAT SED, H“LET TEH EARTH SPROUT VEGETASHUN, PLANTS5 YIELDIN SED, AN FRUIT TREEZ BEARIN FRUIT IN WHICH IZ THEIR SED, EACH ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND, ON TEH EARTH.” AN IT WUZ SO. 12 TEH EARTH BROUGHT FORTH VEGETASHUN, PLANTS YIELDIN SED ACCORDIN 2 THEIR OWN KINDZ, AN TREEZ BEARIN FRUIT IN WHICH IZ THEIR SED, EACH ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 13 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH THIRD DAI.

14 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET THAR BE LITEZ IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 SEPARATE TEH DAI FRUM TEH NITE. AN LET THEM BE 4 ISIGNS AN 4 JSEASONS,6 AN 4 DAIS AN YEERS, 15 AN LET THEM BE LITEZ IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 GIV LIGHT UPON TEH EARTH.” AN IT WUZ SO. 16 AN CEILIN CAT KMADE TEH 2 GREAT LITEZ—TEH GREATR LIGHT 2 RULE TEH DAI AN TEH LESR LIGHT 2 RULE TEH NITE—AN TEH STARS. 17 AN CEILIN CAT SET THEM IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 GIV LIGHT ON TEH EARTH, 18 2 LRULE OVAR TEH DAI AN OVAR TEH NITE, AN 2 SEPARATE TEH LIGHT FRUM TEH DARKNES. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 19 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FOURTH DAI.

20 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET TEH WATERS SWARM WIF SWARMS OV LIVIN CREATUREZ, AN LET BIRDS7 FLY ABOOV TEH EARTH ACROS TEH EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS.” 21 SO MGOD CREATD TEH GREAT SEA CREATUREZ AN EVRY LIVIN CREACHUR DAT MOVEZ, WIF WHICH TEH WATERS SWARM, ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ, AN EVRY WINGD BIRD ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 22 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD THEM, SAYIN, N“BE FRUITFUL AN MULTIPLY AN FILL TEH WATERS IN DA SEAS, AN LET BIRDZ MULTIPLY ON TEH EARTH.” 23 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FIFTH DAI.

24 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET TEH EARTH BRIN FORTH LIVIN CREATUREZ ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ—LIVESTOCK AN CREEPIN THINGS AN BEASTS OV TEH EARTH ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ.” AN IT WUZ SO. 25 AN CEILIN CAT MADE TEH BEASTS OV TEH EARTH ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ AN TEH LIVESTOCK ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ, AN EVRYTHIN DAT CREEPS ON TEH GROUND ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD.

26 DEN CEILIN CAT SED, O“LET US MAK MAN8 IN R IMAGE, PAFTR R LIKENES. AN QLET THEM HAS DOMINION OVAR TEH FISH OV TEH SEA AN OVAR TEH BIRDZ OV TEH HEAVENS AN OVAR TEH LIVESTOCK AN OVAR ALL TEH EARTH AN OVAR EVRY CREEPIN TING DAT CREEPS ON TEH EARTH.”

27    SO CEILIN CAT CREATD MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE,

IN DA IMAGE OV CEILIN CAT HE CREATD HIM;

RMALE AN FEMALE HE CREATD THEM.

28 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD THEM. AN CEILIN CAT SED 2 THEM, S“BE FRUITFUL AN MULTIPLY AN FILL TEH EARTH AN SUBDUE IT, AN HAS DOMINION OVAR TEH FISH OV TEH SEA AN OVAR TEH BIRDZ OV TEH HEAVENS AN OVAR EVRY LIVIN TING DAT MOVEZ ON TEH EARTH.” 29 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “BEHOLD, I HAS GIVEN U EVRY PLANT YIELDIN SED DAT IZ ON TEH FACE OV ALL TEH EARTH, AN EVRY TREE WIF SED IN ITZ FRUIT. TYOU SHALL HAS THEM 4 FUD. 30 AN UTO EVRY BEAST OV TEH EARTH AN 2 EVRY BIRD OV TEH HEAVENS AN 2 EVRYTHIN DAT CREEPS ON TEH EARTH, EVRYTHIN DAT HAS TEH BREATH OV LIFE, I HAS GIVEN EVRY GREEN PLANT 4 FUD.” AN IT WUZ SO. 31 VAND CEILIN CAT SAW EVRYTHIN DAT HE HAD MADE, AN BEHOLD, IT WUZ VRY GUD. AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH SIXTH DAI.

Have fun!


I used speaklolcat.com

IN DA ABEGINNIN, CEILIN CAT CREATD TEH HEAVENS AN TEH EARTH. 2 TEH EARTH WUZ BWITHOUT FORM AN VOID, AN DARKNES WUZ OVAR TEH FACE OV TEH DEEP. AN TEH SPIRIT OV CEILIN CAT WUZ HOVERIN OVAR TEH FACE OV TEH WATERS.

3 AN CEILIN CAT SED, C“LET THAR BE LIGHT,” AN THAR WUZ LIGHT. 4 AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT TEH LIGHT WUZ GUD. AN CEILIN CAT SEPARATD TEH LIGHT FRUM TEH DARKNES. 5 CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH LIGHT DAI, AN TEH DARKNES HE CALLD NITE. AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FURST DAI.

6 AN CEILIN CAT SED, D“LET THAR BE AN EXPANZE1 IN DA MIDST OV TEH WATERS, AN LET IT SEPARATE TEH WATERS FRUM TEH WATERS.” 7 AN CEILIN CAT MADE2 TEH EXPANZE AN ESEPARATD TEH WATERS DAT WUZ UNDR TEH EXPANZE FRUM TEH WATERS DAT WUZ FABOOV TEH EXPANZE. AN IT WUZ SO. 8 AN CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH EXPANZE HEAVEN.3 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH SECOND DAI.

9 AN CEILIN CAT SED, G“LET TEH WATERS UNDR TEH HEAVENS BE GATHERD TOGETHR INTO WAN PLACE, AN LET TEH DRY LAND APPEAR.” AN IT WUZ SO. 10 CEILIN CAT CALLD TEH DRY LAND EARTH,4 AN TEH WATERS DAT WUZ GATHERD TOGETHR HE CALLD SEAS. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD.

11 AN CEILIN CAT SED, H“LET TEH EARTH SPROUT VEGETASHUN, PLANTS5 YIELDIN SED, AN FRUIT TREEZ BEARIN FRUIT IN WHICH IZ THEIR SED, EACH ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND, ON TEH EARTH.” AN IT WUZ SO. 12 TEH EARTH BROUGHT FORTH VEGETASHUN, PLANTS YIELDIN SED ACCORDIN 2 THEIR OWN KINDZ, AN TREEZ BEARIN FRUIT IN WHICH IZ THEIR SED, EACH ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 13 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH THIRD DAI.

14 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET THAR BE LITEZ IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 SEPARATE TEH DAI FRUM TEH NITE. AN LET THEM BE 4 ISIGNS AN 4 JSEASONS,6 AN 4 DAIS AN YEERS, 15 AN LET THEM BE LITEZ IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 GIV LIGHT UPON TEH EARTH.” AN IT WUZ SO. 16 AN CEILIN CAT KMADE TEH 2 GREAT LITEZ—TEH GREATR LIGHT 2 RULE TEH DAI AN TEH LESR LIGHT 2 RULE TEH NITE—AN TEH STARS. 17 AN CEILIN CAT SET THEM IN DA EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS 2 GIV LIGHT ON TEH EARTH, 18 2 LRULE OVAR TEH DAI AN OVAR TEH NITE, AN 2 SEPARATE TEH LIGHT FRUM TEH DARKNES. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 19 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FOURTH DAI.

20 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET TEH WATERS SWARM WIF SWARMS OV LIVIN CREATUREZ, AN LET BIRDS7 FLY ABOOV TEH EARTH ACROS TEH EXPANZE OV TEH HEAVENS.” 21 SO MGOD CREATD TEH GREAT SEA CREATUREZ AN EVRY LIVIN CREACHUR DAT MOVEZ, WIF WHICH TEH WATERS SWARM, ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ, AN EVRY WINGD BIRD ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD. 22 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD THEM, SAYIN, N“BE FRUITFUL AN MULTIPLY AN FILL TEH WATERS IN DA SEAS, AN LET BIRDZ MULTIPLY ON TEH EARTH.” 23 AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH FIFTH DAI.

24 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “LET TEH EARTH BRIN FORTH LIVIN CREATUREZ ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ—LIVESTOCK AN CREEPIN THINGS AN BEASTS OV TEH EARTH ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ.” AN IT WUZ SO. 25 AN CEILIN CAT MADE TEH BEASTS OV TEH EARTH ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ AN TEH LIVESTOCK ACCORDIN 2 THEIR KINDZ, AN EVRYTHIN DAT CREEPS ON TEH GROUND ACCORDIN 2 ITZ KIND. AN CEILIN CAT SAW DAT IT WUZ GUD.

26 DEN CEILIN CAT SED, O“LET US MAK MAN8 IN R IMAGE, PAFTR R LIKENES. AN QLET THEM HAS DOMINION OVAR TEH FISH OV TEH SEA AN OVAR TEH BIRDZ OV TEH HEAVENS AN OVAR TEH LIVESTOCK AN OVAR ALL TEH EARTH AN OVAR EVRY CREEPIN TING DAT CREEPS ON TEH EARTH.”

27    SO CEILIN CAT CREATD MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE,

IN DA IMAGE OV CEILIN CAT HE CREATD HIM;

RMALE AN FEMALE HE CREATD THEM.

28 AN CEILIN CAT BLESD THEM. AN CEILIN CAT SED 2 THEM, S“BE FRUITFUL AN MULTIPLY AN FILL TEH EARTH AN SUBDUE IT, AN HAS DOMINION OVAR TEH FISH OV TEH SEA AN OVAR TEH BIRDZ OV TEH HEAVENS AN OVAR EVRY LIVIN TING DAT MOVEZ ON TEH EARTH.” 29 AN CEILIN CAT SED, “BEHOLD, I HAS GIVEN U EVRY PLANT YIELDIN SED DAT IZ ON TEH FACE OV ALL TEH EARTH, AN EVRY TREE WIF SED IN ITZ FRUIT. TYOU SHALL HAS THEM 4 FUD. 30 AN UTO EVRY BEAST OV TEH EARTH AN 2 EVRY BIRD OV TEH HEAVENS AN 2 EVRYTHIN DAT CREEPS ON TEH EARTH, EVRYTHIN DAT HAS TEH BREATH OV LIFE, I HAS GIVEN EVRY GREEN PLANT 4 FUD.” AN IT WUZ SO. 31 VAND CEILIN CAT SAW EVRYTHIN DAT HE HAD MADE, AN BEHOLD, IT WUZ VRY GUD. AN THAR WUZ EVENIN AN THAR WUZ MORNIN, TEH SIXTH DAI.

Have fun!
Offensive to religious people.
Imminent ban for caps spam.


how far back did we just travel into the internet

Offensive to religious people.
Imminent ban for caps spam.
How the hell is this offensive to religious people? He used an over-used meme translator to make a laughable (to him) version of Genesis (like its not already laughable in the first place).

Besides, most of the forums is agnostic and atheist so it isn't really surprising to see this. It's not even probably anti-religious or "to make fun of the Bible".

Also, the speaklolcat.com automatically puts it in caps. Stop being all "ogm u ofended my holy biuble u borke al teh rools". EDIT: found the right word: butthurt.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2014, 11:04:05 PM by Swat 3 »

How the hell is this offensive to religious people? He used an over-used meme translator to make a laughable (to him) version of Genesis (like its not already laughable in the first place).

Besides, most of the forums is agnostic and atheist so it isn't really surprising to see this. It's not even probably anti-religious or "to make fun of the Bible".

Also, the speaklolcat.com automatically puts it in caps. Stop being all "ogm u ofended my holy biuble u borke al teh rools".
It is still excessive caps, regardless.
This can be offensive to some religious people, I'm not overly offended by it.


EDIT: found the right word: butthurt.
You are getting overly aggressive over something I said.
« Last Edit: July 12, 2014, 11:08:00 PM by Doom Mantis »

It is still excessive caps, regardless.
This can be offensive to some religious people, I'm not overly offended by it.
Doesn't help that you quoted it either :v.

Besides, I don't see how people could take offense to this.

Doesn't help that you quoted it either :v.
I don't frankly give a stuff if I quoted it or not.

Besides, I don't see how people could take offense to this.
It is very obvious how someone can take offense to this.

It is very obvious how someone can take offense to this.
im christian and i take more offense to church than to this
are you loving serious

I don't frankly give a stuff if I quoted it or not.
It is very obvious how someone can take offense to this.
You complain about people posting all caps and yet you quote them. Same offense if you went ahead and quoted a forum Self Delete's gay research.

Please explain.

You complain about people posting all caps and yet you quote them. Same offense if you went ahead and quoted a forum Self Delete's gay research.

Please explain.
I quoted it because I was replying directly to the OP.

I quoted it because I was replying directly to the OP.
loving snip it then handicap