Rate the above user's joke v.1

[Midevil Warrior]

Ya

x/10

A sandwich walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

Bad dum tss

[Ad Bot]

[F3d323]

0/10

an mlg noscoper is walking and he gets 360 noscoped by a noob

[HerpaDerp]

0/10

your mom

[hodot]

10/10

a man asks a woman to a dance. she says yes and takes him there as a date. they were having a really good time. the girl got thirsty so she asked him to grab her some punch. he went over to grab some and there's no punchline.

[Midevil Warrior]

6/10

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[Zapk²]

10/10 it's ok - IGN

What's the difference between a man and a pizza?

A pizza is meant to have meat in it.

[Zack]

How do you successfully terrify a rodent? You mole-est it.


get it?

[Kohoutek]

5/10

Helium can suddenly walk/etc.
It goes into a bar, and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
It doesn't react.

[Incompatible]

10/-4 I doesnt into smart

They say a pirate's favorite letter be R but his first love is the C.

[Redconer]

9/10, that got me

What's a plate's favorite country?

China

[Dragonslayer182]

4/10

OP

[Honno]

6/10


Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get to the other side.

[HerpaDerp]

1/10

She can speak the alphabet, but she always chokes on the D

[pefu19]

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what game do Jews play?
gas chamber simulator 1942
sorry

[Kumquat]

-69/100

how can you tell if an ocean is friendly?

it waves
hahahhahahahahhaha