Rate the above user's joke v.1

[SquartleTurtle]

0/10
youre not a friend

[Ad Bot]

[Midevil Warrior]

10/10

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

[Plastiware]

4/10

How does a Jewish man make beer?

Hebrews it.

[Midevil Warrior]

8/10 needs more sheep

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

[Sideswipe]

why/10

Q: What's the similarity between Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine?
A. They both say, "Insert Bill here."

[querty67]

7/10
California had its first medical marijuana job fair.
Over 2 million people meant to show up

[the hacker]

Brilliant.

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?

Its ass.

[querty67]

9.5/10
Why having fun with a prostitute is like a bungee jumping?
You're dead, if the rubber breaks.

[Camel]

lol, 8/10

i went to a lab yesterday to see if i could get a job.in the interview, they asked me if i had a degree in theoretical physics. i told em i had a theoretical degree in physics.

[querty67]

10/10
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
A Seatbelt

[XR-7]

Oh wow 7/10

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how did they get in there?

[the hacker]

Heard it before.

What does your richard and Hobbes the tiger have in common?
They're both full size when they're alone in a room with a six year old.

Also, political jokes should be added to the poll.

[DrenDran]

wait you mean hobbes from Calvin and hobbes?
eh, 5/10


what do you call a black man flying a plane
answer: a pilot

[pefu19]

absolutely / disgusting

Why did Riddler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

[bambooXD]

??
1/10

why cant a bike stand on its own?

its two tired.