EXALT Mission LogNothing will stop us from destroying XCOM and helping the aliens turn everyone intolove slaves or something uplift Humanity for the greater good. We sent a genemodded courier known as JZ Dent-In to recover some valuable weapons and meet up at the hotel. Unfortunately, things went very wrong. Attached below is the footage showing JZ Dent-In's last moments alive before being killed by aliens.
The cops are already looking for me. Luckily, I stole the nanosword. I am worlds ultimate badass JZ Dent-In, and I will slaughter everyone with this nanosword I will bring back to EXALT for mass production, because its loving OP and one hit kills everything thats not a robot.
Dropping down from the roof, I landed on the riot cop and instantly killed him, goomba stomping him into the next level.
A hobo saw what I did and ran off to alert XCOM that EXALT was on the loose, but I quickly slit his neck with the nanosword. Unfortunately, it caused him to explode.
The cops spotted me anyways, and quickly radioed for backup at the sight of an
EXALT trooper terrorist in all black on the loose. I instantly gunned them down with my pistol, and stole their guns.
At this point, a full blown battle was initiated. A security robot moved in to tase me, so I gunned down everyone present.
More cops arrived to investigate the gunfire, and they were quickly stabbed to death with one very light tap from the sword.
A godamn
MECH arrived to stop my fun, but the rocket launcher EXALT supplied in a alleyway made very, very quick work of them.
A few guys, probably XCOM but I'm not so sure, came to investigate the shooting. Once again, they were quickly slaughtered.
The hotel was being investigated by the police, but I had a dropoff to make.
I took one last look at the carnage I created, and moved in.
More cops engaged uselessly, and were quickly shotgunned to death.
It seems that the cops interrupted a prostitution ring when I arrived. There wasn't enough left of the whores or the entrepreneur to bury when I was done with them.
SECTOID used MINDFRAY! JZ Dent-In was hit for FIVE damage.
Sweet jesus aliens are attacking me even though EXALT is friendly to them
What the forget? I thought Reapers weren't even in Enemy Unknown, this isn't even UFO Defens----
Sweet mother of shi----
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAGGGGGhhhhhhhhhhh
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