Xenonauts:Planetary Defense Simulator(Screw this, I'm playing Fallout instead.)

[AutoBahn]

Name: Auto Bahn
Gender: Male
Nationality: German
Voice: German/English
oh stuff just as you update too

[Ad Bot]

[Legodude77]

Here's some tips on how you should play:
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[Mr. Hurricane]

"The Council of Funding Nations's Ministry of Statistical brown townyses and Manipulations would like to remind you that rookie causality rates exceed 70%, with a 80+% chance of death in the first five missions. Of the remaining fraction of rookies, approx. 50% will be reclassified as psychological casualties and executed reassigned to cannon fodder scouting positions. 85% of psychological casualties will commit Self Delete. The remaining 15% are usually terminated, with a small fraction being successfully rehabilitated.

A rookie's first mission dictates his success throughout the rest of their career. Those who have less than stellar performances are usually executed terminated. Those who show reasonable success will likely have an illustrious XCOM career. Just remember that you'll never pick up a job after the program is terminated."

Also

Name: Mr. Hurricane

Preferred Gender: Male

Preferred Nationality: Any European/USA or Canada

Voice Option: Engliish

[the hacker]

Name: Talia
Last name: Wallace
Nickname (when I can have one): The Beast
love: brown town Female

Make me a gene soldier as soon as you can.

[Legodude77]

Be sure Gabe gets to be the first MEC soldier too.

[Tudoreleu]

Name: Alien
Last name: Leader
Preffered gender: Male
Preffered nationality: mars anything really
voice option: mars english

[Cybertails1998]

NAME: Pasta
SURNAME: Pizza
NICKNAME: "1000 Memes"
Preferred nationality: Russian

also imo people with Very Important Soldiers, for example this guy:

Any death of Lee isn't canon and must be completely voided. That is a law of nature, obviously.

have basically no clue how XCOM works and should be educated about permadeath asap.

[grunterdb1951]

also imo people with Very Important Soldiers, for example this guy:have basically no clue how XCOM works and should be educated about permadeath asap.

Lol that was a joke, Lee can die whenever the forget tber wants him to

[Cybertails1998]

tber took that joke seriously iirc

not to mention he doesn't have as much control over Enemy Within, so make that "can die whenever the forget the game wants him to" and you're set

[tber123]

First day of school. Welp, there goes my free time. Its 6 in the morning, but thats not enough time to update.

[tber123]

SWEET JESUS SECTOIDS ARE BACK



*Miss* *Miss* *Miss*

"Adjusting aim!"



And then he starts panicking like a little bitch due to a critical hit. Everyone else in the squad starts panicking too, wasting a turn or two.



Get your stuff together and hit that thing, Rookie.



Wow, a near miss.



Nope, nevermind. He fired again. Why the forget do aliens get 100% critical hits and 100% aim



Blow some stuff up and avenge your fallen brothers.



Alien down!

Rest of the pictures are gone because Imgur won't let them upload. The bar is stuck at "Uploading" and its been a while.

Also, I thought I edited the configs to remove the BS "+aim and crit" Aliens get on classic. Time to edit them again.

Lost pictures: Talia rendered in HD loveiness, Lee Hanson somehow still alive, Iron Whale being the first soldier brought over from UFO Defense, Revolver Rookie dressed in pink and orange, Iron Whale being promoted.

[Steele]

Clone Steele
Again

[Rigel]

We need another 100 memes. (Every nameless rookie should be named like that)

Also, I must be in this.

Name: Rigel
Last name: Hernandez
Nickname (when I can have one): None
love: Male

[Decepticon]

(Every nameless rookie should be named like that)

pls stop
sure it would be kinda funny if there were one or two more '[number] memes' but no more than that


also, which XCOM game do you think a first-time player should play?

[tber123]

Lee Hanson discusses things with 500 Memes while resting in the medical bay.



We need to hire more disposable meatsacks.



Talia has a VERY low Will score, meaning she will easily panic or get mind controlled. We will award her a medal to reduce that.



Alien abductions are happening, and the godamn U.S Army/Canadian JTF2/Austrian army/German armed forces/militaries of the world? Too much of a pusillanimous individual to do a real mans job. These Sectoids die in 2-3 loving pistol shots or 1-2 bursts with a rifle, and yet the alien invasion is successful so far? What the hell? At least the Council Of Funding handicaps isn't.....handicapped. This time.

Imgur froze again when I was uploading screenshots. I already deleted the screenshots after uploading them. What the hell, Imgur?



The mission was a success, but two people were wounded. Lee Hanson, Elvis, Revolver Rookie, and Guile were attending. Elvis was reduced to 1 hp after being shot.