And my racelift?
When Episode 3 comes out. Soon.
Guile is one huge badass. The new Revolver Rookie. The old Revolver Rookie can't shoot for stuff anymore, and doesn't have a lovey sniper rifle.
RIP Auto Cannon 1994-2012
Replaced by a stuffty machine gun that doesn't shoot exploding bullets
More autopsies yay
Sweet Jesus, Earth's armies are still loving incompetent. These aliens die in 2-3 shots, and the godamn army has to have better aim than an XCOM trooper.
We're going to Mexico, because we can get some new fresh meat if we do.
I took one of the new rookies hired and forcibly mind controlled him into being a clone of George Bush.
We gon kick ass now
How the hell does George Bush, who is fresh meat, have more health than everyone else, including Talia? Granted, its one HP more, but he wont get oneshotted as easily, unlike Talia. Who has previously died several times in the making of my screenshots.
Oh god floaters
Dont you dare loving miss talia
Aw crap we accidentally activated the Thin Douchebags. Now we have to fight both Floaters and Thin Men at the same time.
Annnd Sectoids are here to ruin our day.
GOOD LORD NOT THE TENTACLES
The aliens eventually get mopped up, and its time to search for the last one.
A sectoid tries to ambush Talia, but misses. The truck Talia was hiding behind is lit on fire and explodes. Talia is now severely injured.
Pyro Rookie blows the damn thing away.
Look at our shiny new recruit. What should we name him?
Australia is about to withdraw from the XCOM project.
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