Teeos 2.0

also TeeOS' Boss Theme would be AdhesiveWombat - 8 Bit Adventure (SpikedGrin Remix).
Guess I never gave OS a bio. Here goes nothing.
[LOADING TEEOSBIO.exe]
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Welcome to TeeOS 1.0!
This model is the only one of its kind, created shortly before the toy company Tee™ went out of business in 2032. Because of a fire shortly after the company's shutdown, all of the TeeOS models but this one are completely destroyed! Congratulations on finding a working model!
You will find this robot will slack off and joke around most times, but becomes serious, resolute, resourceful, and active in times of crCIA. The TeeOS 1.0 bot is specifically made with a built in defense system in case of emergencies, which allows for an ion cannon fire out of the glowing chest, a railgun fire from the arm, and electrocution from the fingers. TeeOS 1.0 has been prone to shutting down randomly due to unstable software released in the 1.0 update, but this will be fixed in approximately 999_9 years.
Thank you for using TeeOS 1.0.
Finished.
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