Author Topic: Ok, i think i bruised my richard and it might burst...  (Read 4914 times)

i thought you were a girl

wow balloon richard. awesome name calling

anyway just let it heal. its a bruise and pissing will hurt because the urethra might be a bit smaller than before. it will take a while. unless youre peeing blood or something, then thats a problem.

if youre not comfortable with a balloon richard, call your parents or an ambulance.

uhhhh... ICE?
tried that. thnx

Ok it's not bleeding internally, but I'm worried it's going to get peyroine's disease. should i make a cast or...

wtf explain because I didn't take a richard anatomy course
spongy richard part has ripped
now puss is getting inside

call a loving ambulance
^^^^

being laughed at for 4 days tops is worse than loosing your richard

i find it odd that you decided ro do a backflip with a hardon.
sounds like a bad lie

spongy richard part has ripped
now puss is getting inside
no stuff what is spongy richard

hurted ALOT

lel

I really don't think the paramedics are going to call you Balloon richard...

lel

I really don't think the paramedics are going to call you Balloon richard...
Not to his face.

tried that. thnx

Ok it's not bleeding internally, but I'm worried it's going to get peyroine's disease. should i make a cast or...
nah you should make a doctor

i thought you were a girl
yeah wtf buu how could you betray our trust like that

Say goodbye to love
on the bright side, you didn't have a chance at it anyways

Say goodbye to love
on the bright side, you didn't have a chance at it anyways
...damn thats cold

yeah wtf buu how could you betray our trust like that
It's there to filter out any weirdos, like i mean who would ask a girl out in the internet.

It's there to filter out any weirdos, like i mean who would ask a girl out in the internet.
Enigma