Destiny Megathread (ITS HERE)

[Kishgal]

Nothing is better than Cory in the House though, that's rather unfair.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowsfeaR]

really says something about the state of this game

Nah it says a lot about the state of game review and the uneducated and misled masses.

[ShadowsfeaR]

So my main in 28 now with a Prime Zealot Cuirass, Vision of Confluence, and Found Verdict. I have like 5 weapon exotics and 3 exotic armors, all armors maxed. My Titan is 27 with Kabr' Brazen Grips, and that Prism class item. She's got Thorn and The Armamentarium. I do the weekly heroic/nightfall, as well as Vault, on a regular basis. Feels good man.

[Flatflyer]

I still havent gotten to do the Vault yet ;_;

[ShadowsfeaR]

I use r/Fireteams to find groups. Plus I made a few friends online who like to run it too. :3

[ShadowsfeaR]

YES I got to 30. Thx Iron Banner for selling L30 pants. You look like stuff but now I'm 30. <3

Also The Last Word wrecks booty once you get the Exotic perk and the stability upgrade.

[Theepicman]

I went to the Cryptarch and when I opened up the engram decoding menu he said:

"You wont be dissapointed"

So I open the special weapons engram I got from vanguard strikes because I was doing the Pocket Infinity bounty and I get a mote of light. He then says:

"Nice find"

I then proceed to leave to kill space turtles A.K.A the Cabal.
I got a Shadow Price a few days ago doing the daily heroic in the Black Garden with 2 other people. It has Third Eye (Can see radar when ADS) and has the best sight which is the one Vision of Confluence has as its first sight. It was from a legendary engram btw. Atleast I didnt get energies.
I soloed Sepiks Prime with my fully upgraded Patience and Time but the Fallen's troops used like 95% Arc damage so the bullets from the Vandals that follow you all over the place do like x2 damage. A Dreg almost killed me. Imagine his promotion ceromony if he managed to kill me. But I invited my friend when Sepiks was almost dead to the point where a fart would kill him. Here are the rewards

Friend: Knucklehead Radar
Me: Vanquisher III.

The Vanquisher III sucks with the perks.
Last Nightfall with the starfish Priest I soloed him but I got Sunbreakers. SUNBREAKERS. I then turned off the console and was done with Destiny for the day.

RNG hates me with a passion but showed some mercy with Shadow Price.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Yeah I usually solo the heroic because there's too few people LFG on r/Fireteams. I def look for a group for Nightfall. Once, I got Knucklehead from it, and I already had a maxed out one. :\ But I did get MIDA from Atheon a week ago. I also love using Icebreaker just to regen ammo for other specials hehehe.

Vision of Confluence is lovey tho. I maxed mine out, I need to do a solar burn strike dammit Bungie.

[Theepicman]

Just how stupid are these Cabal? Actually, it isn’t so clear. Unlike other enemies they don’t seem to like being shot. The Cabal’s problem is taking them seriously. How did these shell-less, bipedal, morbidly obese, roid raging turtles get to be a mighty empire exactly? Is this a joke? They waddle around with as much agility as landlocked hippos in shackles. How is that threatening? If anything I find them kind of cute in a demented sort of way. How did their fat hands actually engage in tool making? The Fallen, by contrast, I understand on this point, I’m pretty sure those extra arms make catching the stray cats the Fallen eat easier. They have an obvious advantage over even humans if their brains could just manage all four hands… Where was I? Oh yes, the Cabal. From the TV commercial it looks like they have evolved to have no lips. As far as I can tell that means they have zero verbal dexterity which means they probably spend 80% of their conversations trying to figure what the hell the other one is saying. Crazy Dave (Plants vs. Zombies) is likely more coherent. This definitely explains their coordination in battle. Their formations are more like cows going into the slaughterhouse than a precise phalanx. They do have shields though, that’s smart. Until it encourages us to spam them with grenades tossed over and under their shields. Then those very shields are a convenient way to protect us from shrapnel. Thanks, roid turtles! So long idiots! At least they were trying not to die. Still, I can’t let them off the hook so quickly.

Let’s talk about the credibility of a trans-galactic empire whose soldiers need an orbital booster to bridge that last 20 feet to you on perfectly level ground because their fat waddling asses can't walk there without entering acute myocardial infarction. Seriously, these are the soldiers and they have some major health issues. Their leaders should be negotiating for inhome medical assistance from Visiting Angels not invading. Lord only knows what the desk workers look like. I actually start to feel bad sometimes killing them by the dozens. Especially when their incredible levels of hypertension cause their heads to erupt like old faithful after a well placed head shot. You have to wonder what kind of personal issues these guys must have to produce that much stress. I shouldn’t psychobrown townyse too much but it just doesn’t seem like they take fighting very seriously when you can see the space donut crumbs or birthday cake all over their chest as they march into battle. I mean really, how much more screwed up can your priorities be as a conquering army? You eat and party AFTER you win not on the trip over. At some point they must have been fit because clearly they brought those convertible (like a car convertible) tanks with them and there ain’t no way in hell a legionnaire is going to be cruising in one of those bad boys. For that matter why would anyone build mechanized armor with a folding hardtop?! The battle markings on these should say “Life’s a Beach”.

Where are these lazy bastards getting this advanced technology? Given what I’ve seen I’m pretty certain they didn’t work for it. These guys blow up planets?! Oh, hell no, Dinklebot! I’m just not buying that. The only thing those roid turtles blow up is the toilet after their 26th helping of soylent green. Who came up with that bit of info? That has to be an urban myth. There is no way any of these guys took a break from eating to learn enough real science to destroy a planet. While I’m on the subject having to blowing up a planet or moon because it is in your way, well let's be honest, that is probably the most obvious indication you are overweight. At the point you cannot see your own genitals you should already be on the treadmill at least 30 minutes three times a week, don’t wait until planetary bodies get in your way. I read somewhere they might be running from "something". Famine maybe? Aside from a mirror and intergalactic Jenny Craig I can’t imagine what that “something” could be. Wait a minute "running"? Let's pump the brakes on that one. How about "aggressively waddling"?

Next time you board one of their ships or go digging around in their bunkers look for the following: be the first Guardian to walk into these places and you’ll see black liquid splattered all over the floor. What the hell? Are the Cabal so lazy and unhygienic they just stuff right in their own hallways?! Just right in the middle of the floor?! What if someone slips and falls in that? Where are the standards? How can you build a galactic empire without the good sense not to stuff on the floor in a high traffic area and just leave it? Really? Put some cones down or sprinkle cat litter on it or something.

The one point about them I do like is they brought the Geth with them ( I mean psions). What the Geth see in these intergalactic, post diabetic, roid turtles I have no idea but I’m still glad to have them in the game. If I were the Geth I would have bailed on the Mass Effect franchise too after that 3rd game.

I laughed all night long.

[ShadowsfeaR]

Bought the Expansion Pass today. Did Scrota's End and got raid chest piece. That with my new light 33 Vanguard gear and light 36 Achlyophage Symbiote, I can be level 31. :>

[Theepicman]

I was once playing Crucible using Truth with the Prototype trueseeker perk (First time Xur sold it) and I locked on to someone and shot but he blinked all over the place and shotgun slided me. He proceeds to take my Heavy ammo and T-bag me but then he looks up, freezes and gets smacked in the face by the rocket I shot.

I guess the perk means it when it seeks targets aggressively.

Also, video of some other guy using Truth with the perk.

[ShadowsfeaR]

HOW AGGRESSIVE???

Also I cut out my Hunter from B.net and added some flair to the Prime Zealot Helmet (B.net doesnt render special lighting effects, the lights were literally grey).

[ShadowsfeaR]

'Ey you cheeky cuntz. How goes Crota? :^)

Already have all the raid gear, I just need the fockin radiant shards to get to 32.

[Zack]

Leveling Eris' reputation is a pain in the ass.

Leveling reputation in general is a pain in the ass.

I can draw so many personal connections between this and WoW it's almost sickening.

Also, I use shotguns far too much in the crucible so this here:

...and shotgun slided me.

reminds me of myself far too much to be a good thing.

[Theepicman]

Got the raid chest, gauntlets and boots from Crota's end for my hunter. All I need are the radiant shards to upgrade. Oh and I evolved Husk of the Pit to Eidolon Ally today. Its shabby but it needs upgrades for it to hopefully be good.

I also got Black Hammer and the Song of Ir Yut. I also did the Vault of Glass and got Thunderlord and the Vex Mythoclast. The VexMythoclast, Black Hammer and the Song of Ir Yut is my go to set.

Soloing the 1st chest of Crota's end is easy :/.
Has the Cryptarch been asking you/saying weird things lately. I heard him say

"These engrams were found buried under Hong Kong".

or

"Do you happen to speak pre-golden age german?".