Shortplane Ride

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Shortplane Ride

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and go up in flames."

You are the pilot of a shortplane. It's like a shortbus, but it flies. Your mission is to fly the cargo of 99 special needs citizens from Deadhorse, Alaska to St. Petersburg, Russia. The only problem is that you're not that great of a pilot, and the shortplane is known for its terrible control system. All you know is that the brown arrows control the pitch and yaw, and the purple arrows roll the plane.



Houston has cleared you for launch.

What do you do?

this my first time making one of these please don't kill me if i dun goof this

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[Tayasaurus]

Eject

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You reach for the eject button, but your Mom's words echo in your head.

"There is a time and place for everything, but not now."

You realize that ending the flight from the start would be a bad idea. Maybe you should try something else.

Besides, Houston is telling you to get going friend.

[Operator¹]

press missile

[mus]

houston doesnt tell you to get going.. and nor does ATC... your fellow crewmen and passengers do..

[Tayasaurus]

Press: OhO

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press missile

You tap the button, hoping that it is self explanatory.





It's free! You can tell by the lines that it's going fast. Let's just hope that they weren't hittles, otherwise someone would have a bad day.  This brings the plane's missile count to 59 missiles left

Press: OhO

Really this button says Otto, but you press it anyway...



You hear a hissing from the co-pilots seat, you look over and see...



Oh no! It's Otto the Autopilot! He's known to be a complete perv, and needs to be "blown" up once in a while. He says that when we're stuck, he can take over.

What now?

[Tayasaurus]

assist Ottos inflation by blowing into the air intake near his pants

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assist Ottos inflation by blowing into the air intake near his pants

Slowly, but sensually enough, you creep to Otto's pants. His tube is rock hard. You look up at Otto-sama, he gives you the nod. Love then takes place...



Otto is now ready to fly with you! What next Pilot-kun?

[Operator¹]

throw manual out window

[Tayasaurus]

throw manual out window

Fold each page into cute paper planes and have Otto distribute them to the passengers

[Operator¹]

Fold each page into cute paper planes and have Otto distribute them to the passengers

do this

[AutoBahn]

Hit the 'roll left' button after having

Folded each page into cute paper planes and had Otto distribute them to the passengers

[synthesispandabot]

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hit eject

[jonnyman5656]

Hit go