I've stumbled across one.
http://www.sharperimage.com/si/view/product/70-M.P.H.-Golf-Umbrella/202500Here's the start of the description: "Don't let unpredictable weather ruin your round of golf. When the links start getting wet and windy, unfurl the 70 M.P.H. Golf Umbrella."
Okay. So, if you look outside and you see a hurricane at your doorstep, and the first thought that runs through your head is "Looks like a hell of a day to play golf!" something is wrong with you. If you actually decide to go golfing for whatever ungodly reason, and you found yourself wishing that you had an umbrella that could withstand
seventy mile an hour winds, it's probably time to go back inside and abandon your game of golf.
Lets give them the benefit of the doubt though and say that some surprise monsoon attacks you from behind while you're innocently enjoying a game of tap-ball. Why the forget would you even be carrying Iron Man's umbrella?
Why does The Sharper Image think this umbrella would be at all useful for golfing? Seventy mile an hour winds would blow your ball clear across the putting green, I have absolutely no idea why this product is connected to golf at all.