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[XR-7]

its a code

The last sentence after a couple translations read, "Dead and bloody children."

This code is interesting.

[Ad Bot]

[Skig²]

"Humpty Dumpty sat of a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Christmas on the wall."


10/10

[Ipquarx]

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

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Okay seriously TransPerfect literally mutilates anything you put into it into some sort of forgeted up nonexistent language (This was the navy seal copypasta)

[Fennis]

Original text:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"January 7: 20 on the continent of ancestral spirits new members have freedom."

[WaterOre]

Original text:

"Fast-talking Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw reviews a new game each week in this animated series that combines informed critique with cutting humor. Watch the next episode of Zero Punctuation a week early, only on The Escapist. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The mixture of humor. Marvel Comics comic-book jokes Coupe and groups, run this week."
Marvel Comics comic-book jokes

[mus]

using google translate i got this from navy seals copypasta

Hell are you talking about hair, love dog ਸੋਖਦਾ; You all know the price I join many legends kvaeda privacy attacks Navy commandos graduate knowing that (300) control. I am trained in gorilla warfare. However, just as in the United States Army. Nothing for me to do, however, another goal Seto these words may seem silly to me, I only saw once a precision ground, and I also want to eliminate. You can not take a dog on the Internet ਸੋਖਦਾ distance say. Remembering, I think it's a secret agent for the U.S. network interconnection BP, so to speak, your IP will be tracked storms and larvae offered. I cut the call of your life, poor poor. You had love with a dead child. I can be anywhere at any time, and you have more than one way and $ 700 can kill, and it's only my own hands. I struggled to keep ਨਿਹੱਥੇ very extensive training in the United States and Europe. Marines soldiers can use to goodbye completely miserable and my chair continental surface scan of the neck and use. This will allow you to share the vengeance of God, know that "smart" is a short note to destroy it. But stupid idiot language, you do not pay now, not her. I ਸੋਖਦਾ your dog is not a good practice. Child dies from having love.

[XR-7]

Those last couple sentences are disturbing my mind.

[Honno]

using google translate i got this from navy seals copypasta

Hell are you talking about hair, love dog ਸੋਖਦਾ; You all know the price I join many legends kvaeda privacy attacks Navy commandos graduate knowing that (300) control. I am trained in gorilla warfare. However, just as in the United States Army. Nothing for me to do, however, another goal Seto these words may seem silly to me, I only saw once a precision ground, and I also want to eliminate. You can not take a dog on the Internet ਸੋਖਦਾ distance say. Remembering, I think it's a secret agent for the U.S. network interconnection BP, so to speak, your IP will be tracked storms and larvae offered. I cut the call of your life, poor poor. You had love with a dead child. I can be anywhere at any time, and you have more than one way and $ 700 can kill, and it's only my own hands. I struggled to keep ਨਿਹੱਥੇ very extensive training in the United States and Europe. Marines soldiers can use to goodbye completely miserable and my chair continental surface scan of the neck and use. This will allow you to share the vengeance of God, know that "smart" is a short note to destroy it. But stupid idiot language, you do not pay now, not her. I ਸੋਖਦਾ your dog is not a good practice. Child dies from having love.

what the forget

[mus]

child dies from having love

[XR-7]

Your dog is not a good practice.

[mus]

your IP will be tracked storms and larvae offered.

[Skig²]

"If you pour in the meat sauce and cook the corn very lightly with a touch of salt your chili will be perfect."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Egypt is a good idea, a lot of soy sauce and salt and pepper of two horns cough to the publication Quaison Thailand."
Wow

[Col. Burton]

Original text:

"mondays tongue my star fish"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"N tongue"

[Chris72003]

Original text:

"What do you know, old man? "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Is King?"
Original text:

"...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... 35. the references to Bing"
Original text:

"Some witty quote here"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Here two or three days."
Original text:

"Oh you!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Receive."
Original text:

"Nobody cares"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"People"
Original text:

"dog"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Your dreams will come true."

[RedJohn]

Original text:

"I wanna be the very best like no one ever was"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I mean, it's better than nothing."


oh my