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[foulprairiedog]

Original text:
"give me food or give me death"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Food to die for"

in the middle of translating it said "To bring them food, you will die"

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[Ownage56 :3]

"this is a big paragraph this will be translated alot this will be fun i think i spelt that wrong oh well 250 characters max here i come how bad is this actually i need to know like seriously i really need to know i like translators i use them alot so"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... The problem is that this dessert is not only the hobby and some common good has a few places in Africa, Marx, tradition is not less than 250 characters for love."

[ßlöükfáce]

https://translate.google.com/#en/ja/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

forget my car isn't starting up, looks like i'm stuck, anyone got spark plugs?

where's that google translate beatbox when you need it

[Citrus]

"The flaming meteor screamed through the star-filled, deep black sky."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Blue Star ball."

Hmm...lets try another with less adjectives.

"The happy cat stood next to the brown dog."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Happy Kitty Krishna"

...lets try 27 translations.

"The happy cat stood next to the brown dog."

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wolf Cat happy."

Ok...I'll try something simple.

"I like cherry pie."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I like pie cherries."

35 translations:

"I like cherry pie."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cake."

[Tornado Kirby]

Original text:

"well the years start coming and they don't stop coming"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Click the home button now."

[Starkiller]

Navy seals after 27 translations (not the whole pasta cos character limit)

"What's wrong with the youth of exactemen bit? Marin entered in the right place, secret, all ended with more than 300 in the attack. Use"


after 18

"What happened to me, a small exactement youth? I graduated from Marin participation fits in one place, with more than 300 assault is how many secrets behind the best from him. Learn how to use"

[Jerome]

Original text:

"smoke weed everyday"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Posttraumatic disorder after a day on the left side."

what the forget

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

"Posttraumatic disorder after a day on the left side."

what the forget
Original text:

"Thoust needs potato"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"They should"

[BlueCreeper]

Original text:

"What is this I don't even"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Kan."

it translated so bad it turned into a nonexistent word

[Obliviongate20]

Original text:

"everybody do the conga"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hong Hong in Hong Kong."

neat

[Cakey]

Original text:

"Darude - Sandstorm"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Support Piaskowa"

[Zanaran2]

Original text:

"I SUCKED ZAPK'S 3-INCHER LAST NIGHT"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Me-ZAPK-3 night information"

Poor Zapk.

Original text:

"This game sucks."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This will be the game."

Don't you sass me.

Original text:

"Land of the free, home of the brave."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"There is hell."

First time that this translator made sense.

[e-maxx]

http://"why do you suck at translating?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is translation?"

no wonder why it sucks

[XR-7]

Bing confirmed not American

[F3d323]

Original text:

"STOP OPPRESSING ME"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It's hard to stop."