Author Topic: bad translator V56437234783  (Read 4024 times)

Original text:

"All I really need to understand is when you talk dirty to me."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I know what I'm talking about pollution."

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Original text:

"He talked about how she abandoned him when he acted dumb. He said she was a careless sapioloveual but he didn't know the truth about her, the inner caring side of her."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you want to discuss. I don't know, it's all right, the real problem, said sabiosixwal."
oh yeah ima feed it some more...
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"He rambled and twisted the story about her. His friend Pepe simply told him that most of what he said is untrue. Pepe threw his hot cigar at the liar."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... He said: a good cigar very good hot PP is a big part of s."

Original text:

"Are you loving kidding me?! This forum is poopoo!"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Non-animal jokes? This Forum is not good!"

Original text:

"My name is night fox or fox scotch"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... The night sky and cats."

also I said "fox scotch" bc "foxscotch" isn't a word in any language so...

"My snake is filled with a bunch of freshly squeezed orange juice"

"Many snake pictures, orange juice"

Original text:

"Semen stains the mountain tops."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"II."

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Original text:

"Dosh,grab it while it's hot."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Click on the money."

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Original text:

"That stinks like a bad curry."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If it's a bad feeling, Curry man"

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Original text:

"They're all dead! It's time to go shopping!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Killing animals for the duration of the company."

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Original text:

"Who needed money?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you paid for it."

What did you just say you crazy male? I know my students graduate at the top of the seals, has been involved in many of the attacks, Osama bin Laden more than 300 killed were identified. The armed forces in the United States have received training in combat and all Gorilla sniper back. I'm not like you, but only one objective. As never before, this country spawning on forget you. How do you think you can get out of this stuff, what I have in my network? Think again, bitch. I plugged in these moments my secret spy network in the United States and now your IP so you better be ready for the Storm worm can. The Storm has destroyed the small poor thing called life. You are so loving dead, boy. It can be anywhere, any time, you can more than 700 dead and it is only with their bare hands. Intense fighting weapon training, but you can only access the body from the surface of the continent will travel lanawik arsenal the size of your ass piece of stuff. Just that little smart Comments rapidly from an evil revenge knew, probably cat hold your tongue. But, you know, and now we're paying the loving stupid price. Anyway, I'm going to Pee and anger drown in your son died.

Original text:

"Holy stuff I just shat my pants wow"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Wakangking surprise."
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Original text:

"WHAT YO ASS SAY BITCH ASS brother IM GONNA CUT YO ASS"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"So now, well, he was desperate."
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Original text:

"The forums are full of wankers"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, there are many Wankir."
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 02:58:02 AM by Dragonslayer182 »

"My cats are richards."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is not a good cat."

Original text:

"You cannot handle the rock hard richard."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Not the reality."


Original text:

"Betelgeuse is the most beautiful, intellegent, caring, charming and loving autistic man I've ever met."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Betelgeuse is correct, the dous, for example, Smarth bombs, who has autism."


So many of these translations look like some sort of response to the original text
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 06:07:54 AM by Abstath »

Original text:

"I just woke up"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When he wakes up"

more

Original text:

"I should get back to reading, but I'm on the forums instead."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"However, the game is on the field. chest"

while translating this the translations mentioned boobs a whole lot for some reason, that explains "chest" I'm guessing

Original text: what the heck is in there?

35 translations later I get

The devils in the world

Original text:

"Who the hell do you think you are "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Zombie"

Original text:

"Betelgeuse is an starfish"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Betelgeuse exploded with him."

Betelgeuse confirmed gay
« Last Edit: July 28, 2014, 05:56:33 AM by querty67 »

"I love pancakes and waffles for breakfast"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"SC action day"