Sucking your own richard.

[Trogtor]

an alternative is eating yourself out
has that been done. bc i cant do it

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[AfterShock]

Yeah, it's really not as pleasureable as an actual lewinsky.

OP I couldn't have said it better myself, "It feels like sucking a richard for the same reason procrastination isn't as great as love.".

That describes my thoughts on it exactly. Only did it once during my super horny stage in 7th grade. Wasn't worth the shame I put on myself

[Lego lad]

[Frontrox]

I have someone to do it for me

[WaterOre]

[the hacker]

I don't know about you guys, but I like sucking richards. I'm not even gay.

Your YCYL post is forgiven. Sig'd

[DrenDran]

an alternative is eating yourself out
has that been done. bc i cant do it

I'd imagine that's a lot more difficult.
Because what OP wants to suck is about 4 inches longer then what you'd want to suck.

[Qwepir]

I honestly don't know which is more insane, thinking "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in my own mouth" or "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in someone else's mouth and trust them not to accidentally bite the super-sensitive nerve cluster at the end of it".

[ShadowsfeaR]

I'd imagine that's a lot more difficult.
Because what OP wants to suck is about 4 inches longer then what you'd want to suck.

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I honestly don't know which is more insane, thinking "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in my own mouth" or "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in someone else's mouth and trust them not to accidentally bite the super-sensitive nerve cluster at the end of it".

Well jee it wouldn't be a sewer spurter if you cleaned.

[Steve5451²]

It's the best of both worlds.

[ShadowsfeaR]

It's the best of both worlds.

Nuh it's 1/4 getting and 3/4 giving.

[Donro98]

 I don't see how what he said was wrong
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[Rooged]

I honestly don't know which is more insane, thinking "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in my own mouth" or "I'm going to stick my bodily sewage spurter in someone else's mouth and trust them not to accidentally bite the super-sensitive nerve cluster at the end of it".

someones clearly never had a girl with head game

[Qwepir]

Absolutely disgusting.

[Gaythan Gayes]

And now OP will forever be known as "guy who sucks his own wiener."