Author Topic: Sucking your own richard.  (Read 15419 times)

I don't see why sucking your own richard is worse than jacking off, it's just a different part of your body.
Gotta try everything once.

I don't see why sucking your own richard is worse than jacking off, it's just a different part of your body.
Gotta try everything once.
is giving yourslef brown town using portals gay?

is giving yourslef brown town using portals gay?
Yes, but it would be worth the nobel prize.

It's not gay if you've got a fine ass.

Oh I can just see it now

> forgets self with portals
>"now your thinking with portals"


I want to meet the man who would invent portals and have the first thought of "Now I can forget myself"

i hear some guy pulled a muscle in his neck badly while trying to suck his snake... and he was like, a teen too... imagine explaining that to your mom

Don't force yourself trying to do it. I wouldn't be surprised if people killed themselves trying to do so.

ive done this before and it doesnt feel good. you can barely feel it at all and its more like sucking a richard than getting your richard sucked.

i hear some guy pulled a muscle in his neck badly while trying to suck his snake... and he was like, a teen too... imagine explaining that to your mom
jontron

you can barely feel it at all and its more like sucking a richard than getting your richard sucked.
good

I want to meet the man who would invent portals and have the first thought of "Now I can forget myself"
I'm still not sure that you'd be able to forget yourself if you had portals.
Like, if I were to have two portals lined up opposite of each other, then if I was stood in between them I would see the back of my body, and could reach through and touch it.

Now imagine I grab my bum and try to put my willy in it. I'd be thrusting my hips forward in order to do so. But of course, if I thrust my hips forward, my bum moves forward too, which would be away from my willy. So, it would be impossible to actually do any thrusting movement, which is basically what creates all the stimulation of love.

This could be fixed somewhat if the portals were very close to each other, so that stood inbetween them I am literally pressed up against my back. But then how do I even get into a position like that, if I have to squeeze into a wall.
I suppose the walls could move towards each other and then the portals could be activated, but that still wouldn't solve the issue of actually moving your body once you're in.

ive done this before and it doesnt feel good. you can barely feel it at all and its more like sucking a richard than getting your richard sucked.
Thats not a bad thing

This could be fixed somewhat if the portals were very close to each other, so that stood inbetween them I am literally pressed up against my back. But then how do I even get into a position like that, if I have to squeeze into a wall.
I suppose the walls could move towards each other and then the portals could be activated, but that still wouldn't solve the issue of actually moving your body once you're in.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
I hope you did not broke the world

nevermind
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