...Badspot is right and you are wrong for suggesting the lag gun. I eat all your
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Badspot may have been right but you seriously have removed all possibility of you thinking smartly for yourself. Well done.
Anyway, instead of crashing their game make it download research to their computer and put it as the wall paper. Make it stay there forever and just to make it worse, make it lemonparty. Then make their parents see and they get banned from the computer forever and they don't leave their house because they swore.
Next thing we will have a "Trap you forever ball. You can't leave. All you can do is turn your computer off. You can't leave the server, leave the game, leave the ball. It's so annoying! That'll show him for not reading that last rule!111!antidisestablishmentarianism1
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Just trick them into Alt + F4 or kick them.
Just as a rhetorical, how would you go about this venture?
Hypothetical you mean. Anywho you'd just set the screen shake to an immensely high number on the projectile.