hoooooly stuff i got so damn rooged last night
story time!
i went to a club/bar called the Knights Library (#1 college bar in the country) with my fraternity and had two liquor pitchers myself. that stuff is so damn alcoholic.
last thing i remember is sitting on the curb of the bar, with my fraternity brothers getting me a ride home.
i woke up about 20 minutes ago with my shirt completely unbuttoned, and that was all i was wearing.
my roommates told me that i came in almost unable to stand, hugged one of my roommates and accidentally stabbed him with my keys, went in my room, took my pants off (still had underwear on) and came out to watch them play madden. i called the one i stabbed a bitch cause they were the browns and the chiefs and i asked who is who and i thought he lied to me so i said "no bitch you're the browns!" then immediately collapsed on the couch. i got back up with a little help, and then collapsed onto the ping pong table. i then got back up, leaned on the wall, and walked back into my room while leaning my face on the wall. from there i threw up a few times which i vaguely remember, then went to sleep i guess
this is all from what they told me, i do not remember any of this haha
