whining about dirt daubers

[otto-san]

i'm in this house temporarily in rural north alabama and jesus christ i'm about to have to sleep on the couch BECAUSE THESE THINGS



are goshDANG everywhere

i looked outside to scope things out and they've made a nest in some crack between the exterior wall and the roof, which is like twenty miles off the ground or something (right over my window). i saw two mating and there's like three in my room right now idk what to do help me mom :(

i don't really want to just outright GG them because they eat spiders and stuff and they aren't actually aggressive at all but i don't want to deal with these things coming into my room

internet please hold my baby hand and tell me everything is okay

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

*takes baby* everything is okay

[Doom Mantis]

 i saw two mating and there's like three in my room right now

oh no
they are multiplying

[Mikoyan]

*takes baby HAND* everything is okay

fixed 0.0

[hodot]

fixed 0.0

no you don't understand

i'm taking his baby

[TheTurtorn]

i saw two mating

hot

[Theepicman]

Those things look scary as forget.

You should not be scared of them if they're helping you get rid of something worse which are spiders. Its not like they're trying to ta-

i saw two mating and there's like three in my room right now idk what to do help me mom :(

Oh. Why dont you kill the ones that enter the room?Wait nvm

Just sleep on the couch.

[otto-san]

Oh. Why dont you kill the ones that enter the room?

i've killed two or three so far but they get behind the weird curtain thing and the weird straw blinds and i can't spray them

[Theepicman]

i've killed two or three so far but they get behind the weird curtain thing and the weird straw blinds and i can't spray them

Well your room belongs to them I guess.

[otto-san]

i feel kinda bad because i saw one flying around the room and it looked like it was goin "aw man this is p nise" then i waited for it to land and be vulnerable so i could drown it in raid

then they go insane and start buzzing even more furiously while they struggle to survive the chemicals burning them alive

[Doom Mantis]

did you know that some dirt daubers lay parasitic eggs in your nasal cavity in your sleep
everything is gonna be alright
:3

[Boink!]

back when we were in a rental house, i had those motherforgeters everywhere
shoot them with a nerf gun and they die

[e-maxx]

i feel kinda bad because i saw one flying around the room and it looked like it was goin "aw man this is p nise" then i waited for it to land and be vulnerable so i could drown it in raid

YOU MONSTER

THEY HAVE FAMILIES TOO

[XR-7]

Funny you should post this, OP. I found a wasp nest in my screen door this morning. I went around the house and shot wasp pesticide at the door and five toppled out. Three died and the other two flew away wounded.

YOU MONSTER

THEY HAVE FAMILIES TOO

Wasp families don't do well with human families

[otto-san]

p sure i saw a wasp or hornet nest too but i think it's been abandoned

does anyone know if i can just spray the windows with something to discourage them from entering? idk how complex dirt dauber social behaviour is so i'm worried they won't know that every one of them that comes indoors is gona get rekt