Turn Ons:
Nudity
Blue hair
Larger than average breasts
The thought of me writing Fifty Shades of Brown, a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey.
lovey sounds
Yuri
Luck
Four leaf clovers
Turn Offs:
child enthusiasm
Necrophilia
Pyrophilia
Fangs
Scales
Fur
Trees
stuff
Piss
Semen
Rage
Numbers
Large walls of text such as this
Long ass lists
Shaders
Giant red towers in the sky
The sun
Black holes
Kayaks
Chairs
Feet
Pubes
Tentacles
Tentacles penetrating star fishes
Tentacles penetrating guts
Death
Birth
Elephants
Vegeta and Goku Yaoi
Other Yaoi shippings
Hypoglycemia
Anorexia
Vomit
Fifty Shades of Red
Blood
Eyeballs
Dumb Blonde Bitches
Slutty shorts
Coca Cola
Diet Coke
Cocaine
Diet Cocaine
Weed
Any drug in general
Weeds
Three leaf clovers
Tans
UV rays
Nuclear Power
War
Fighting
Children trying to hit me on the playground
Drunk peeps
Alcohol
More to cum. Hue,
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