share bl stories in the form of greentext

[awesomebread]

>hosts speedkart
>not many admins
>some guy messages me on rtb telling me i need admins
>he asks for admin
>sure thing man
>next day the admin is drama'd for abusing

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[Landmineman4000²]

>on kong's deathrace
>be driver
>fellow player with pipe wrench hops in
>drop my mouse
>stop driving and pick it up
>pipeman hops out probs to fix car
>i get my mouse
>start instinctively driving
>mfw i realize i left him behind
>mfw he dies of roadkill
>mfw i fall of the track and die

[Flatflyer]

>post the above user's funniest post thread
>above user is flatflyer
>check previous posts
>birds
>finds a suitable post on furry megathread
>quotes post
>accidentally posts on furry megathread
>fml
>deletes post
>phew
>operator calls me out for the post
>mfw

oh god haha

my turn:

>playing zix's randomizer dm
>get hank key
>forgot where hank place is so i go out searching for it
>whatcouldpossiblygowrong.jpg
>check everywhere but the cranes
>suddenly MAS out of nowhere and i die
>tfw the crane where you put the key is highlighted the same color

[Georges]

>hosts tdm I spent hours building
>get 3 people on
>give up on that server
>brother makes snowboard mod
>brother and I spend an hour building simple snowboard map
>heck yes I have CBM host, so I host my brother's beta server
>mfw get 26 players

[|Orange|]

>Go to random school rp server
>uses acm city's school
>handicaps everywhere
>little girl shooting hoops in school yard
>I steal her ball and fly far away with it
>bitch keeps calling for the host to ban me because I snatched her ball
>host perma bans her
>Reason: Shhh

[mus]

>no

[Niff]

>Playing prision escape with Epicduke
>I'm prisoner
>Epicduke is cop
>He tells me IRL to give him the grenade I found or he'll tell me to drop in server
>I say ok
>I throw the grenade
>mfw

[synthesispandabot]

>start up blockland
>getting excited to do something then instantly not caring

[Space1255]

>Start a server
>nobody joins
>starts doing some more stuff
>someone joins
>acts like a true moron
>bans
>gets flamed by a friend / alt / whatever
>bans, explaining that ban and the previous one
>alt flame war
>mutes all the alts
>join my pretties.
>15/20 players, bans the alts
>dropped to 5/10 players
>goodenoughforgovernmentwork.p ng
>finishes modifications to map
>joins mini game
>realize they're all new players
>tutorial ice them as to how to pick classes
>they thank me and stay until I had to go
>Feel so happy when I made a new friend

[Crispy_]

>join an original server

OH WAIT

[SgtDaemon]

>memetext
>wtf

[Bacon Pancakes]

>play blockland

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

>be me, 11878 year old jellyfish.
>friend hosts server
>joins friend, 2/8 players
>we're bored
>ffc is enabled
>my friend changes his avatar to a richard
>my friend mounts onto me and resizes himself to look more like a richard.
>mfw i now have a richard
>mfw somebody joins
>he thinks its a family rp
>i say it is, and i'm the teacher
>he spawns, friend loads school.
>i teach him and my friend pops out of me activating richard mode.
>awkward moment
>it's time for a field trip, so i tell him to get in my car and we go to the park
>mfw someone else joins
>he spawns, and then he sees my enormous richard
>he asks how to become richard
>friend teaches how, and new guy mounts onto me and becomes richard
>the other guy becomes my richard too, and my friend becomes my second head
>mfw these events happened fast
>mfw i have two richards and two heads now

tru story

[Esphere]

>hosts a TDM server
>someone impostering my friend asks for admin
>I admin him
>he starts useing VCE to spam projectile
>friend being impostering comes on
>I ban him

[Yosher]

>be on tezuni's server
>say "hello"
>get banned
>spawn
>get banned
>join tezuni's server again
>get banned
>m-
>get banned