share bl stories in the form of greentext

[Blockaium]

(offtopic: i only had to see him dive through the window and somehow almost immedietly knew they were russian)

[Ad Bot]

[Momentum]

antisemites

[Space1255]

>Be 4
>Puts jacket on
>legs
>inside out
>under my underwear
>backwards
>Whattheforgetamidoinganon.gif

Also bump
Another one

>Be me, 32645.
>22k friend joins
>We have macaroni
>new player comes in
>friend acts like richard to him
>starts to prepare ban
>person joins as i click ban victim
>new player
>bans
>stuff.jpeg
>unbans
>banned returnes, stuffstorm
>locks server
>kicks everyone
>alone time.
>works on something
>friend returns, guessed password
>bans, changes password
>stuffstorm #2
>his alt joins
>bans him
>Alts everywhere
>Mfw my friend is the next Betelgeuse.
And that is why I never tell my server password to anyone I don't know anymore

[ZombieDude]

>start up blockland
>getting excited to do something then instantly not caring

[jarelash]

>Think about starting a new building project
>Start blockland
>Stare at main menu for 5 minutes
>Close blockland

[pefu19]

>be 12
>be me
>fattest kid in town
>joins family rp with school friends (yea badspot, i invited friends from school to play your game, wheres my ref points?)
>have love with some guy
>gay
>roleplay breaking the guys rib cuz so fat
>get insulted at for being so fat
>cry

[Taboo]

i hope they don't expressly have to be BL stories because I just posted this to /tfg/ and man


>LTS
>final half, it's 3 and 3
>me and one other fella in an ogre, both low
>their other guy's an Ogre at at least half
>we rush him
>manage to doom him with one last volley from the MTMS before i'm doomed and eject
>our ogre is doomed at the same time
>i'm fifty feet in the air
>what could i possibly do to help here

>open fire on the Ogre with R97
>tons of critical hitmarkers
>we win

[Crispy_]

#rebel<
be talking in pinktext<
op said green<
i have reached full euphoria<

[Bacon Pancakes]

>Join Furdles GTA-
>Banned

[Nobot]

>bored of looking at desktop
>open Blockland and look for a random server
>Port's Space
>oh ok lol
>join and spawn
>i look around space and see a spaceship
>takes forever for me to actually get inside because of the flying everywhere
>continue to try to get inside for another 15 minutes
>i finally get inside
>it's completely empty inside and Port is just standing there afk
>mfw
>still somewhat happy i did it

[Kochieboy]

>play on a random server
>people wielding giant snakees
>uninstall blockland ad never plays again

[Blockaium]

>Join Furdles GTA-
>Banned

>bant for saying lel

[Space1255]

>school
>posts on BLF
>phone gets taken away
>takes out backup phone

Seriously, I swear this has happened.

[VerticalHorizon]

>Open server to start building a castle for my girlfriend
>Everything is going smoothly, some cool people drop by and give suggestions
>7500+ bricks holy stuff I'm actually getting something accomplished
>Building every segment on 16x16 baseplates so that it all lines up
>Everything is symmetrical, evenly spaced, beautiful
>Go to build the far right turret and somehow everything is off by 1 brick
>After searching for 30 minutes I have no idea where the asymmetrical brick is
>Save, close server, lie down on the bed
>mfw

[SpongeCraft1212]

>posts in this thread
>everybody hates my post
do i win

edit: fixed grammar