Evolution is real guys.

[Ten-Speed]

Harry Potter isn't real. If it was, I would've gotten my Hogwarts letter by now.

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[Count]

Harry Potter isn't real. If it was, I would've gotten my Hogwarts letter by now.

muggles like you aren't invited to the party ^.^

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muggles like you aren't invited to the party ^.^

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[Caribou]

Harry Potter isn't real. If it was, I would've gotten my Hogwarts letter by now.

And what'dya know, you've just received your Thugwart letter!

[WaterOre]

muggles like you aren't invited to the party ^.^

Spoken like a true muggle

[erifpsiW]

It doesn't mean that it's real though, but if it says it in the Bible then it is confirmed by Jesus Christ

But Jesus Christ isn't confirmed in Harry Potter, so how do we know he's real?

[Steve5451²]

It doesn't mean that it's real though, but if it says it in the Bible then it is confirmed by Jesus Christ

Creator of it could've just lied about it being confirmed by Jesus Christ.

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is harry potter jesus. is hogwarts heaven.

[erifpsiW]

Creator of it could've just lied about it being confirmed by Jesus Christ.

How do we even know if Jesus Christ was Jesus Christ?

He could've been some guy named Bob.

Until Harry Potter confirms this, I remain skeptical.

[Ipquarx]

How do we even know if Jesus Christ was Jesus Christ?

He could've been some guy named Bob.

Until Harry Potter confirms this, I remain skeptical.

I'll do you one better

[Caribou]

But Jesus Christ isn't confirmed in Harry Potter, so how do we know he's real?

Well the real question here is:

How do we not know that Jesus Christ wasn't confirmed in Harry Potter? And how do we now know that Harry Potter confirmed Jesus Christ?

Creator of it could've just lied about it being confirmed by Jesus Christ.

The creator wouldn't lie about Harry Potter being confirmed by Jesus Christ, because if he did: then the creator would be sinned.

is harry potter jesus. is hogwarts heaven.

Hogwarts is not Heaven, and Jesus is not Harry Pooper

How do we even know if Jesus Christ was Jesus Christ?

He could've been some guy named Bob.

Until Harry Potter confirms this, I remain skeptical.

How do we know Bob was Jesus Christ? How do we know that Jesus Christ wasn't Jesus Christ? How do we know Bob, and his relations to Jesus Christ? Jesus Crust

[Donro98]

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Harry Potter is a novel written 16 years ago, hardly comparable to a holy book that must have at least some truth to it

I don't see how it "must have some truth to it", please elaborate.

[erifpsiW]

How do we know Bob was Jesus Christ? How do we know that Jesus Christ wasn't Jesus Christ? How do we know Bob, and his relations to Jesus Christ? Jesus Crust

All hail our new pie overlord.

[Ten-Speed]

I don't see how it "must have some truth to it", please elaborate.

They confirmed eachother at the exact same time but the colliding forces created the big bang.

[Donro98]

They confirmed eachother at the exact same time but the colliding forces created the big bang.

"They"? Sorry, it is late so my comprehension skills may be utter stuff.