What kind of Nook should I get?

[Planr]

I'm going on a cruise tomorrow and i'm grounded so i'm not allowed to bring my laptop with me, but my mom says she wants me to read more so she's looking in to getting me a Nook today. I know my friends at school (especially in Creative Writing) have Nooks, and they can write on them and type on them, and they appear to be really helpful tools for when in class. I was wondering what kind of Nook I should get that has those writing and typing capabilities I am looking for.

Anyone able to help? I'd appreciate it.

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[Maxwell.]

sure thing kim Jung Un, I recommend stealing a minuteman ICBM

[Yosher]

in all seriousness, why were you grounded? (also, you're going on another cruise?)

double also, i have no idea what a nook is

[Planr]

what the heck is going on here i am so confused

in all seriousness, why were you grounded? (also, you're going on another cruise?)

double also, i have no idea what a nook is

yes, unfortunately i am going on another cruise. i dont like going on vacations all the time because i honestly enjoy being home with all my friends a lot more than i do traveling across the seas on a giant metal boat. plus i dont like feeling like some elite rich person. there is no reason for me to have so much wealth other than to help those who have absolutely nothing. im planning to go on my church's mission trip this year to Haiti.

im almost 18 but my dad wont let me stay home for a week by myself because hes paranoid and overprotective or something

also this is a nook:
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/u/nook/379003208

[Doughboy]

I hear getting some crannys with your nooks is a good idea

[Yosher]

seriously what kind of bullstuff is this. "you're going on a vacation with us but you're not allowed to enjoy it!!"

[Planr]

seriously what kind of bullstuff is this. "you're going on a vacation with us but you're not allowed to enjoy it!!"

oh im allowed to enjoy it, but the simple truth is, i don't enjoy it. i dont enjoy having to sit down dressed in a thousand-dollar formal suit at a dinner table and be eating five-star meals of lobster and crab knowing that all across the world, millions of people are starving and have absolutely nothing. it just feels so wrong to me.

the mantra in my family is that if my parents want to go do something, everyone else gets dragged along to it with them, no ifs, ands, or buts.

[giant tootsie rolls]

Am I the only one who misread it as 'What kind of nuke should I get?'

[Planr]

Am I the only one who misread it as 'What kind of nuke should I get?'

that inspired me so i made this for fun just now

[BluetoothBoy]

Don't get a Nook, get a Cranny! 

[Biostorm]

If you're getting a Nook to read the Bible, it's not worth it. Just stick to the hard copy
Just kidding

Get a Nook HD. Most content, and best pricing.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/nook-hd-barnes-noble/1110060426

But here's a comparison anyway:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/u/Compare-NOOKs/379003181/

[Planr]

If you're getting a Nook to read the Bible, it's not worth it. Just stick to the hard copy
Just kidding

Get a Nook HD. Most content, and best pricing.

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/nook-hd-barnes-noble/1110060426

But here's a comparison anyway:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/u/Compare-NOOKs/379003181/

thanks bio, it sounds like a good idea.

also i was bored so i made another funny image

[#Ravencroft]

Get an ipad

[Planr]

Get an ipad

already had an ipad2 for a long time and for school its next to useless

[Yosher]

oh im allowed to enjoy it, but the simple truth is, i don't enjoy it. i dont enjoy having to sit down dressed in a thousand-dollar formal suit at a dinner table and be eating five-star meals of lobster and crab knowing that all across the world, millions of people are starving and have absolutely nothing. it just feels so wrong to me.

the mantra in my family is that if my parents want to go do something, everyone else gets dragged along to it with them, no ifs, ands, or buts.

you're 18, no offense but your parents are a bit ridiculous for not just letting you stay home.

but look on the bright side, crab and lobster are pretty good