Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

[Jubel]

This thread is all about getting sloppy jehovahs so dont judge

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[synthesispandabot]

the suspense is real

[takato14]

Stop baiting and tell

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

[synthesispandabot]

PFFFFTTTTT

[Jubel]

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

all that buildup for this?
#bonerkilled

[DiceyGrammar]

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

LMAO.

[Steve5451²]

um
that's not even close to a real animal

[synthesispandabot]

IM FKING DYING SRY

[Lizzy]

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

thats kinda hot

[DiceyGrammar]

nor is it love lol

you masturbated with a stuffed toy

[Jubel]

This one time I put my snake down the bath drain and it got stuck

[childofdarkness016]

doesn't that count as procrastination

unless this plushie has feelings i'm not accounting for

[takato14]

um
that's not even close to a real animal

I know? lol

all that buildup for this?
#bonerkilled

doesn't that count as procrastination

unless this plushie has feelings i'm not accounting for

lol well he IS about my own size so it definitely feels like you're loving something as opposed to masturbating with a teddy bear

[Bravo]

A few times but never had good love until recently when I had sober love for the first time in broad daylight in my bed with a girl who was really good at it - was super intense

[Jubel]

This one time I put my snake down the bath drain and it got stuck

i forgot to mention my mom had to get the butter