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Author Topic: Have you ever had loveual intercourse?  (Read 17480 times)

This thread is all about getting sloppy jehovahs so dont judge


Stop baiting and tell
fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie


fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie
all that buildup for this?
#bonerkilled

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie
LMAO.

um
that's not even close to a real animal


fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie
thats kinda hot

nor is it love lol

you masturbated with a stuffed toy

This one time I put my snake down the bath drain and it got stuck

doesn't that count as procrastination

unless this plushie has feelings i'm not accounting for

um
that's not even close to a real animal
I know? lol

all that buildup for this?
#bonerkilled
doesn't that count as procrastination

unless this plushie has feelings i'm not accounting for
lol well he IS about my own size so it definitely feels like you're loving something as opposed to masturbating with a teddy bear

A few times but never had good love until recently when I had sober love for the first time in broad daylight in my bed with a girl who was really good at it - was super intense

This one time I put my snake down the bath drain and it got stuck
i forgot to mention my mom had to get the butter