Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

[Daswiruch]

ya with lefty and righty

man those girls bein' everywhere

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

In this case no

to the procrastination part?

[Alyx Vance]

to the procrastination part?

I've gone farther than that.

[Maxwell.]

I've gone farther than that.

god damnit

[Decepticon]

with myself yes

[Enigma]

... you can't even give her a real kiss? That's a little excessive don't you think?

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

[XR-7]

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

You should not have posted that here.

[Cortunix]

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

really

[Alyx Vance]

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

Better hope she knows how to kiss.

[Caribou]

pics or it didn't happen 

I was unable to take pictures of it because I was too busy typing this

[-Setro-]

does a tuna jar count as a loveual partner

[Caribou]

does a tuna jar count as a loveual partner

Was the tuna jar full or was it empty?

[F3d323]

where's that feel meme when you need it

[Maxwell.]

does a tuna jar count as a loveual partner

welcome back

[Yosher]

does a tuna jar count as a loveual partner

"never coming back!"

i called it.