Have you ever had loveual intercourse?

[pefu19]

yes twice
im 14
take that scumbags

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[the hacker]

yes twice
im 14
take that scumbags

[Clone v.117]

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

[synthesispandabot]

i fuked my hand
that counts as loveual intercourse right

[Swat 3]

yes twice
im 14
take that scumbags

I'm assuming you are also highly egotistical or have an overgrown sense of self-prestige right now in your euphoria?

Haha, kidding. I'm just saying you look loving stupid right now, and that having loveual intercourse twice at the age of 14 is up in the "high-school dropout #yoloswag #topkek #sosureofmyself" category of my never-ending forgeted up generation, and should not be used as a bragging right.

forget off, lol.

[Maxwell.]

I'm assuming you are also highly egotistical or have an overgrown sense of self-prestige right now in your euphoria?

Haha, kidding. I'm just saying you look loving stupid right now, and that having loveual intercourse twice at the age of 14 is up in the "high-school dropout #yoloswag #topkek #sosureofmyself" category of my never-ending forgeted up generation, and should not be used as a bragging right.

forget off, lol.

He was joking Jesus Christ you idiot

[Dionysusan]

Recently. In my car. With a female specimen.

[Porto]

fine lol

a stuffed animal, not a real one

specifically a giant red dragon plushie

omg
lol
im dying
ty
was it as good for you as it was for the dragon?

[Porto]

Not yet, 17 years old and still a virgin, never kissed a girl on the lips, even with my girlfriend it's strictly kisses on the cheek because we both have purity rings, which basically means no bow chicka bow wow until we're married.

lmao are you for real?
kisses arent exactly as you put it 'bow chicka bow wow'
theres like 99 percent chance you guys wont even get married anyway
get in there son!!

[Taboo]

Please stop posting.

[SgtDaemon]

nope

would say it should be the loving norm for a 14 year old but according to some of my classmates, it isn't lol

they are probly lying tho

[Yosher]

Long story short, we've both agreed it's far more special to save that first kiss on the lips until our wedding day.

And then on your wedding day you find out she has the stankest loving breath ever and half of the inside of her mouth has gone to stuff.

[ShadowsfeaR]

LOL

jfc lol

[Flatflyer]

And then on your wedding day you find out she has the stankest loving breath ever and half of the inside of her mouth has gone to stuff.

she's dead on the inside.
Literally.

[Theepicman]

At the time we thought it was a bro thing to do.

My god this is loving gold.