I get to take a trip to my girlfriend's house to apologize to her father.

[Waru]

so after roughly 4 months of dating, my teenage self decided that it was the bomb-diggity and to get a little naughty with my girlfriend. no pics exchanged but some serious texts going down yo. aaaaand then her dad catches her.

yay.

so now roughly 4 MONTHS later, I get to go over to her house to apologize to her gun-toting, car-loving, 100% american father. keep in mind;

-i am like tiny compared to this guy
-him and i have nothing in common
-he wants to show me his gun collection :(

and the rest of her family is going to be there, which roughly includes

-her mother who hates the stuff out of me
-her creepy sister that will probably be hovering around us the whole time
-her nerd brother that just plays minecraft

well this is going to be fun, forums

wish me luck :(

also yes, i am definitely not in the right here. i shouldn't of been doing that kind of stuff and i have learned from my mistakes.

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[Nal]

who's the lucky girl (^:

[ZombieDude]

bring propane and a rifle
it will calm his inner redneck

[Damp]

Go get em tiger

[awesomebread]

why did you wait 4 months to apologize

[Waru]

why did you wait 4 months to apologize

i wasn't allowed over until her dad said it was okay.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

get yourself a human meatshield

[Messes]

bring propane
it will calm his inner redneck

[Camel]

what's he going to do, shoot you? just be a man

[Cynic]

just walk in and apologize for sending lewd texts to his daughter, he'll respect you a lot more if you just openly admit to it and make sure he knows that you've learned your lesson.  don't act like there's any excuse and just listen to what he has to say.  

i am definitely not in the right here. i shouldn't of been doing that kind of stuff and i have learned from my mistakes.

this right here is the right mindset, just make sure you stick to that.

[ultimamax]

even if you're scrawny, don't act like it

also bring a grenade

[Damp]

what's he going to do, shoot you? just be a man

I think you should not try to act like a man because rednecks take that as a offence

[Camel]

I think you should not try to act like a man because rednecks take that as a offence

the guy is all american, not a redneck. a redneck is white trash

[Bisjac]

why do you have to talk or hang out with him at all.
seems like a bitch move to be putting up with that bs

[Alcatraz [PL]]

slap your gf in the richard