Maxwells Nation RP - dead

[Doughboy]

you guys are stalin your expansion rates

you better be russian to make a better pun, or you'll lose marx

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[Maxwell.]

I can't keep up with you guys holy stuff

[Doughboy]

I can't keep up with you guys holy stuff

no more puns from you? soviet.
(haha so-vee-it (so be it))

[Tudoreleu]

crimean mobile cannon army does 30x SLOW MOTION KILLERING COMBOMB

kill all

[Maxwell.]

oh by the way that fort they set up they gained complete control of that tile

the ottomans, fearing the moving cannons of Nataliana, urge them for peace

[Tudoreleu]

crimea peaces the ottomans with one condition

they don't interfere in the crimean-german skirmish

also madagaskar kolonie expands to mainland and also sends ship to aussietralia

[Maxwell.]

the ottomans are reluctant to refuse since Germany is a great ally, but they accept.

Apologies are given to Germany.

[Tudoreleu]

^^^ is of expanding

[grunterdb1951]

Canadia needs more poutine.

Canada offers russia alaska cause now they has good mounts of canadas, if they become alliance partner associates, as they can both into putting puns

[Maxwell.]

they already have Alaska tho

[grunterdb1951]

they already have Alaska tho

yeah well the putting puns

[Jairo]

expand dong

[Decepticon]

the ottomans are reluctant to refuse since Germany is a great ally, but they accept.

Apologies are given to Germany.

damnit ottomans

we were going to have trade routes n everything


but if it must be just up to me and the cheetah grills so be SUCH A THING

Portable cannons and musketmen are moved up near the Crimean border, fortifications are constructed in German territory around Crimean territory. Crimea is warned not to attack.

also dear ottomans; will share plans/schematics of portable cannon if re-enter war on germany's side


Germany begins thinking of ways to greatly higher both the morale of their military and citizens.

[Tudoreleu]

rossya pls assist in this rather precarious dispute

[Maxwell.]

Jesus Christ am I gonna have to expand putins face more

The Iroquois, with their territory unrightfully under Scottish rule, begin using guerrilla tactics on the soldiers occupying those parts and want Scotland to leave.

The Iroquois are pieces of stuff cry Scotland.

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