Author Topic: if you were a superhero, what would your name be (Read 5253 times)

Alcatraz [PL] · August 24, 2014, 01:37:47 PM

Deadman!

"Deadman the birds pooped on my ice cream"

slams self over and over into the tree until the birds die or leave

"Thanks deadma-"

"AHHHHHHH-"

squish

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BreadFish · August 24, 2014, 11:03:11 PM

Turneo offeo
I WILL TURN OFF YOUR BUTT
NOW YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES
1: die from overload
2:painstakingly push poop out somewhere else

Couatl · August 24, 2014, 11:06:15 PM

Couatlman

dudeman162 · August 24, 2014, 11:19:32 PM

Mude Dan

Alcatraz [PL] · August 25, 2014, 02:13:34 PM

nude rapist

Gear · August 25, 2014, 02:19:42 PM

Ketchup killer

SgtDaemon · August 25, 2014, 02:25:47 PM

Golden Fury
pee on everyone
or
Spook Spookington
sp00k

Alcatraz [PL] · August 27, 2014, 04:31:49 PM

Mr. Bones

Damp · August 27, 2014, 04:33:41 PM

Quote from: Alcatraz [PL] on August 27, 2014, 04:31:49 PM

Mr. Bones

My name: "you've posted like every 2 comments with the horrible names of yours"

Caribou · August 27, 2014, 04:45:56 PM

Captain Caribou... to the rescue!

jarelash · August 27, 2014, 04:53:30 PM

Speedo racer

Theepicman · August 27, 2014, 05:28:25 PM

Quote from: Caribou on August 27, 2014, 04:45:56 PM

Captain Caribou... to the rescue!

What if the criminal is an elk?

danielmoya · August 27, 2014, 05:29:33 PM

I would be useless rider.

Girl-OH GOD HELP ME THEY RAPING ME

*puts sunglasses, mount on car, goes driving away*

Kohoutek · August 27, 2014, 05:53:20 PM

I'm barely original so I'd go with

Kapitán Kohoutek

Something Czech to match the already Czech name

Ten-Speed · August 27, 2014, 05:54:33 PM

monday buster