Author Topic: Random Omegle conversations!  (Read 5754 times)

http://www.omegle.com/

I decided to go on Omegle and the first thing I said was "Hi, do you masturbate?" ans wanted to see people's reactions and where the conversations went.

Here we gooo

Conversation 1:

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: Do you masturbate?

Stranger: yeah

You: What do you masurbate with

Stranger has disconnected.



Conversation 2:

Stranger: hi

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: 6 times an hour

You: Nice

You: I masturbate with a tuna jar

Stranger: i see

Stranger has disconnected.


Conversation 3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: horny

Stranger: asl

Stranger has disconnected.


I swear, people are so boring.

Conversation 4:

Stranger: hello! , m over here :)

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: everyone does

Stranger: -__

You: Ikr?

Stranger: lkr?

You: What do you masturbate with?

You: bottle?

Stranger: oh,

Stranger: I got a richard

You: I do too

You: I masturbate with a tuna jar

Stranger: you forget a bootle?

Stranger: bottle*

Stranger: stuff

You: rip typo

Stranger has disconnected.


Conversation 5:

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: yeah

You: With what?

Stranger: my hand

You: I do it with a tuna jar

Stranger: weird ?

You: No

Stranger: m f?

You: It's hot

You: m

Stranger has disconnected.


Try it for yourself.
Post your concersations!

Stranger: hey!

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: f/m

You: I identify as a tuna jar

Stranger has disconnected.

You: hello

Stranger: innsstaaaagrraaam SoouthGirl we snap chat

You: i am a deposed nigerian prince.

Stranger has disconnected.






Stranger: M or f

You: how about both?

Stranger has disconnected.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 02:36:56 PM by Refticus »

You: hello

Stranger: innsstaaaagrraaam SoouthGirl we snap chat

You: i am a deposed nigerian prince.

Stranger has disconnected.
same friend said the same thing to me


Stranger: hi stranger

You: hello

Stranger: m/f?

You: i am a deposed nigerian prince

Stranger: Okay well I'm trying to tell people about this new random chat app called CHATՕUՏ

Stranger: its like a mix of omegle, snapchat, and kik, but NO bots or pervs!! Way better than here

Stranger: I'm gonna go tell some more people about this, but you should give CHATՕUՏ a try!!

Stranger has disconnected.

You: Hello

Stranger: Hey

You: I have terminal seven

You: Brain cancer

Stranger: Why do you spreek Engels terwijl het aangeeft dat je Nederlands talk

You: Because ik Have no zin in spreeking Dutsj

Stranger: Why njet why u do dis?!

You: I have terminal seven

You: Brain cancer

Stranger has disconnected

Stranger: hi stranger
You: hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: i am a deposed nigerian prince
Stranger: Okay well I'm trying to tell people about this new random chat app called CHATՕUՏ
Stranger: its like a mix of omegle, snapchat, and kik, but NO bots or pervs!! Way better than here
Stranger: I'm gonna go tell some more people about this, but you should give CHATՕUՏ a try!!
Stranger has disconnected.
it seems ironic to me that they would use a bot to advertise their supposedly bot-free service

holy stuff
i just got five instagram bots in a row

Stranger: Hey

You: hello

Stranger: Asl

You: asl?

Stranger: Asl?

You: asl?

Stranger: Asl

You: asl?

Stranger: Male here you??

You: a tuna jar

Stranger: What?

You: i indentify myself as a tuna jar

Stranger: R u a male or female?

You: how about both?

Stranger: Lol what r u I am like horny

You: i'm horny too. the horniest of my rhino pack

You: my horn

You: is the biggest of the rhino pack

Stranger: R u female or male

You: as i said

You: both

Stranger: U have Kik?

You: kek?

Stranger: Yes?

You: kek?

Stranger: What's your Kik name?

You: kek?

Stranger: Gay ass mother forgeter

Was trolling

You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 21 f US

Stranger: nice

You: just recovered from a surgery

Stranger: oh wow what kind?

You: love change

Stranger has disconnected

Stranger: hello!
You: hello comrade
You: ii have brought vodka
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: Okay well I'm trying to tell people about this new random chat app called CHATՕUՏ
Stranger: its like a mix of omegle, snapchat, and kik, but NO bots or pervs!! Way better than here
Stranger: I'm gonna go tell some more people about this, but you should give CHATՕUՏ a try!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
love role play. Go!
Stranger: i'm a dinosaur
You: i'm a large snake.
Stranger: do you like my dino balls?
You: yes
You: i lick your giant dino balls with my forked tongue
Stranger has disconnected.

Was trolling

You: Hi

Stranger: asl

You: 21 f US

Stranger: nice

You: just recovered from a surgery

Stranger: oh wow what kind?

You: love change

Stranger has disconnected
followed this on for you


Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 19 f US

Stranger: ohh 18 m here :)

Stranger: whats up?

You: just recovered from a major operation

Stranger: operation of? :O

You: love change surgery

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: chopped off your richard?

You: ye

Stranger: why?

You: yolo

Stranger: cool yaa

Stranger has disconnected.




EDIT: DID IT AGAIN

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 21 f US

Stranger: horny?

You: no, just recovered from a operation

Stranger: oh geez... shouldnt have asked that.

Stranger: i know how it feels.

You: it was a love change

Stranger: I DO NOT KNOW HOW THAT FEELS

You: you just admitted to it

Stranger: that was before you said that it was a love change

Stranger: i know how the operation bit feels

Stranger: how ur like out of it afterwareds

You: dead

You: no literally

You: dead

You: i'm a ghost now

You: woo

Stranger: WHAT THE forget DID THEY DO, GLUE SOME TITS TO YOUR HEART?

You: nope

You: blood loss

You: chopped it off

You: dead

Stranger: ouch
« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 03:04:49 PM by Refticus »

Stranger: Hi whats up?? -f 20 asl?

negative female