Author Topic: Random Omegle conversations!  (Read 5776 times)

people don't like it when you repeat tun jar :c

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i just recovered from surgery

Stranger: guess what it was for

You: Is it asl?

Stranger: no

You: Oh, well what was it?

Stranger: it was to remove a 1-foot carrot from my starfish. (PS I am now missing my starfish)

Stranger: i have to poop out of my back now

You: What the forget?!  Are you a BL forumer?!

Stranger has disconnected.

HE WAS DISCOVERED

Stranger: hi
Stranger: f13 asl?
You: f21
Stranger: lesbo?
You: yeh
Stranger: make me horny
Stranger: i want someone to lick my pusillanimous individual so bad right now
You: bitch you're 13
You: you need jesus
Stranger: yeah so what i do what i want
Stranger: i smoke weed too
You: i'm an atheist and you need jesus
Stranger: up yours bitchass
Stranger: i do the forget i want
Stranger: you need jesus
You: you're just one pleasant individual, aren't you
Stranger: i forgeted an 8inched brother yesterday
You: you're 13
Stranger: no im not wft
Stranger: yes stop judging me dont be superficial
Stranger: you know me not my story

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, thanks for calling 'GREAT ADVICE' please wait a moment while one of our employees gets ahold of you.
You: *Music* forget THA POLICE-
You: Hello?
You: Hello??
You: loving PRANK CALLERS

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, thanks for calling 'GREAT ADVICE' please wait a moment while one of our employees gets ahold of you.
You: *Music* forget THA POLICE-
You: Hello, this is Tyrone. How can I help you?
You: Hello?
You: loving hell
You: ANOTHER loving PRANK CALLER
You: loving forget

i got tired of omegle REAL quick
all these loving bots

always enter an interest when using omegle. it really cuts down on bots

Stranger: Hey
You: f23
Stranger: m24
You: my name is wixile
You: http://i.imgur.com/wqOuEIq.gif pics
Stranger: Nice name
Stranger: horrible face
Stranger: Bye stupid babe

what an starfish

« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 03:23:18 PM by ßlöükfáce »



Conversation 1:

You: Hi, do you masturbate?

Stranger: sup 27 F /Massachusetts. Catch me on my kk:
Melbajohnston23
speak with you later

what...

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, do you masturbate?
Stranger: i don't belive in god
You: okay then
You: I masturbate with a tuna jar
Stranger: no that's old
Stranger: too classic for me
You: but I am a true sir
You: I am classy
Stranger: how can that even possible
Stranger: can't belive that, like a god
You: stick in inside and swing it around
Stranger: no i mean, that u r classy
You: i wear suits
You: once in a lifetime
Stranger: ok then, i'll admit it
Stranger: i recommend u using a speak
Stranger: that's more than that
You: no my fried
You: CHICKEN
You: one second
You: lemme get it
You have disconnected.

okay then

Conversation 3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, do you masturbate?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: yeah
You: how much
Stranger: every day
You: with what do you masturbate with
Stranger: with fingers
You: good to know
You: what videogames do you play
You: to pass time
You: I play blockland
Stranger: i dont play video games
You: um
You: okay then
You have disconnected.

wai u no vidya gaem

Conversation 4:

Stranger: Hii
You: Hi, do you masturbate?
Stranger: U m or f
You: M.
Stranger: I'm m too
You: okay
You: about that question
You: do you masturbate
Stranger: Yes
You: how mcuh
You: *much
Stranger: Once a day
You: with what
Stranger: My hand
You: what's your favorite vidya gaem
Stranger: How old r u
You: mine is putt putt smokes weed and gets jailed in vietnam
You: then is sent to syria
You: and bombed
You: personally
You: quite a mouthful
Stranger: How old r u
You: older than the earth
You: that sentry is a spy
You have disconnected.

it's my favorite game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Sonic.

Stranger has disconnected.


sonic fans are too scared to do omegle

You: hello

Stranger: hello

You: why are we here

You: do you like ducks

Stranger: yeah

You: cool

Stranger: yeah

You: yeah

Stranger: yeah haha

You: uh

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: I'll stop saying yeah

You: okay well

You: do you like videogames

Stranger: kind of yes :)

You: what videogames do you play

10/10 "it was okay"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like minecraft.
You: asl
Stranger: non of you loving bee's waxs
Stranger has disconnected.

Oh, Minecraft kids...

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