Random Omegle conversations!

[LegoGuy24]

You: hi
Stranger: M
You: M?
Stranger: Male here
Stranger: U
You: Male where?
Stranger: R u male/ female
You: R?
You: u?
You: what kind of alien stuff is this
Stranger: Male 22
Stranger: U?
You: is that your codename?
You: holy stuff
Stranger: No man
Stranger: What do u do?
Stranger: Your name?
You: Tuna Jar
Stranger: Nice name
You: I am f
You: I just recovered from an operation
Stranger: Where are you from
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: What happened?
You: it was a love change operation
Stranger: K
You: oh god more alien stuff
Stranger: So
You have disconnected.



Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
Stranger: 15 m usa
You: M?
You: the forget is this alien stuff
Stranger has disconnected.


You: hi
Stranger: hi m
You: I am no M
You: you watched too much James Bond
Stranger: so wat
Stranger has disconnected.

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[16-Bit Yoshi]

sorta went Lt. Douche on this one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: college
You: 4 f
You: m dadi tat me hiw 2 us computrs :)
Stranger: add me sweetie
You: what the forget you creep
You: christ you're a loving nutjob
Stranger: cool, female here
You: get outta here
You: GET OUT
You: GET THE forget OUT
You: OF MAH CHAT
You: SON.
Stranger: im waiting...
You: get the forget out
You: now
You: you creepphilic piece of elephant stuff
You: 'OH YEAH ILL JUST loveT A 4 YEAR OLD'
You: the forget is wrong with you
You: now leave.
You: you sad, sad little being.
You: i'm waiting.
You: aha, wow, too scared to leave
You: gj
You: 10/10 performance
You: would watch again
You: minus the creep part
You: cause thats forgetin' wrong yo
Stranger has disconnected.

after 3 loving kiks

and an awkward conversation with a fat special interest dude

i go full on brony

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: M
You: MLP?
You: omfg i love that show <33333
You: whos your favourite pony??? :o
Stranger: M or f
You: i don't know who m is but fluttershys ok i guess
You: omfg i can tell we're going to be BFFs :DDD
You: whats your pony called?
Stranger: Wtf
You: mines sparkle mcwhilshire
Stranger: forget off
Stranger has disconnected.

yeah.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

LINK, THERE IS NO TIME

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: SKYA HRGURGH SKYAAA HYAAAAAAA HYUUURUUGH
You: SKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HYWOOOP
You: HNGHEREREHGHGHGHH
Stranger: ok hi
You: sSKYAYAYAYYAYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
You: ...well, excuuse me princess.
You have disconnected.

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like love.
You: I do it for shrek. <3
Stranger has disconnected.

[Caribou]

Stranger #1:

You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: a tuna jar is stuck in my vagina
You: can u get it out

Stranger #2:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: i am a female
You: wats up hows life yo
Stranger: tomorrow will be exam
You: rly
You: am i gonna be on th e exam bb
Stranger: yes
You: O
You: how old r u
Stranger: hahaha
You: lets go out getr marry and have babby
You: how old
You: i turn 83 tomorw
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger #3:

Stranger: im horny as forget
You: How horny?
Stranger: about to bust
You: That is really horny
Stranger: lets forget
You: I met you 35 seconds ago
Stranger: so what
You: Do you like tuna jars?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: because it cant fit in my starfish
Stranger has disconnected.

[espio100]

You: Hi
Stranger: m 21
You: Cool, f 21
You: Im a deposed nigeran princess.
Stranger: That must be fun
You: Yes
You: Do you masturbate?
Stranger: Yes I do
You: With wat?
Stranger: My hand
You: Pffft, pusillanimous individual. I use a tuna jar.
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
You: Feels much better.
Stranger: How big is it
You: Idk, p big.
Stranger: hmm
You: Like...
You: 10 cm in width
You: or something
Stranger: Damn
You: Yes
You: Its for my back door only.
Stranger: What about your pusillanimous individual
You: I save my vagine for a nigerian prince.
Stranger: Nice
You: So...
You: How about you?
Stranger: What about me
You: richard size
Stranger: 10.5 inches
You: In width
You: Not length
Stranger: Idk 3-4 inches
You: Wat?
You: Not even close to my minimum requirement.
Did he actually believe a put a tuna jar in my pooper?

[espio100]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Im both
Stranger: oh cool
You: Yes
Stranger: im male
You: Do you masturbate?
Stranger: you
You: Im both
Stranger: i dont know
You: I know im both
Stranger: why dont you just tell me?
You: Im both
You: I told you 3 times
Stranger: can we just talk normally
Stranger: how are you both?
Stranger: there are to many weird people on here
You: Im a deposed nigerian cunt from the bio lab in nigeria.
Stranger: ok
You: Thats how I'm both
Stranger: why are you being weird
You: Do you have both ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: Fite me in rl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: U cheeky nigerian cunt
You: U hvn a giggle
You: Il rek you
Stranger: no one will talk to you like this
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: Idc
You: Il rek you
Stranger: you will be lonely
You: ILUMINATI WILL FIND YOU
Stranger: your lonely
You: ILOOMINAAATIEE
You: Do you even triangle?
You: Illuminatie is recruiting gay people
You: Come and join
You: Ncuz
You: Iluminatie
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stranger: like you
You: Like me
You: I know you like me



You: Boomp
Stranger has disconnected.
'K :(