Navy Seals Copypasta
"What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"You tell me what the hell is a bitch? Will let you know, and I'm trained Navy seals at the top of his class and was involved in several covert attacks increased by more than 300 kills confirmed."
DORITOS description
"DORITOS® brand tortilla chips deliver a powerful crunch that unlocks the bold and unique flavors you love. The DORITOS® brand is constantly creating new ways to give you immersive and memorable experiences."
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Tostitos chips deliver fat brand is a powerful and unique taste of the crCIA, I love you. Doritos brand creates new methods that compelling and unforgettable."
Nerf Super Soaker ELECTROSTORM
"Incapacitate your target with a powersoaking from your motorized ELECTROSTORM blaster. There’s no pumping – you just pull the trigger and soak. You can stealth strike from up to 25 feet away!"
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"His goals for his Blaster aliktrostorm device booirswaking paralysis. No bomb-just press the shutter button and rinse. You can click on the spirit of up to 25 meters!"
Nerf Zombie Strike SlingFire
"Sharpen your zombie-blasting skills with this hardcore Zombie Strike SlingFire Blaster! Just swing the blaster’s lever or flick it to rooster it with one hand, and then you’re ready for lever-action blasting!"
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hone your skills in this zombie attack Zombies, iron man hit one in his hand and then chicken Blaster slingviri your only chance Jack beam blasting action movie or a speaker with you."
this is fun
now, for asking it questions
Original text:
"Am I beautiful?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... I hope."
bahahahhaha
back to actual copypasta
The BIG HOT DOG description
"Great for tailgating, football parties, BBQs, family reunions, novelty gifts, and for hot dog lovers of all ages. The BIG HOT DOG measures 16" long and 4" in diameter and is made of 100% veal, beef, pork, every Tuesday in Chicago, Illinois."
...18 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Good food, BBQ, BBQ, reunions family, a gift shop, football fans of all ages. hot dog 4:00 16 0-100% beef, Buffalo, pigs, in Chicago, every Tuesday."
okay this is FUN AS HELL, but I won't post much more
it's tedious
