how do i make shipping time go by fast

[Blockaium]

i ordered something online not a vibrator you stupid dingus (a t-shirt) and its gonna take 2 weeks to get here what should i do in the meantime
i cant build a time machine because idk how. and i dont want to kill myself and come back to life in 2 weeks either, because what if i forget how to come back and i end up dead forever you guys'd be happy
suggestions please

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

order more of that vibrator you had just ordered

[Blockaium]

order more of that vibrator you had just ordered

so i can spend the time waiting for the newer one by waiting for the previous one
ok

[Starkiller]

Well the past things I ordered I bought a day before I went on vacation (arizona this week, law enforcement academy earlier this month)

so that when I came back they were there waiting for me.

[ultimamax]

I usually just completely forget about what I've ordered (but make sure you keep a list in case something doesn't show up)

Try and forget about it.

[Maxwell.]

so i can spend the time waiting for the newer one by waiting for the previous one
ok

yes
is there a problem with that?

[Mouse droidz 21]

I placed an order yesterday and its expected to arrive in 3-5 days. I think you should just forget it because once I completely forgot an order and it was in my postbox and I remember saying "loving hell I remember ordering this". I pre orderd 2 games one is expected to arrive next month, the other 2 months, and I am still waiting. Its best to just forget what your order

[ultimamax]

I usually just completely forget about what I've ordered (but make sure you keep a list in case something doesn't show up)

Try and forget about it.

This ideal isn't perfect
I ordered a PSU for my computer and it was almost sent back to Newegg because I didn't pick it up from FedEx

[sir dooble]

Think yourself lucky. I ordered a piece of art from America exactly 1 month ago and it took 3 weeks just to start to be shipped.
It's taken another week to be packaged and shipped from the US to the UK, and it's now sitting on the opposite side of the country from me.

And it's now in the hands of Yodel, a UK delivery service who are appauling. They regularly damage goods and improperly deliver them, such as throwing parcels over walls into back gardens, rather than knocking on a door to deliver it.

[Emo Freak]

I always do 2-day shipping when I buy a new carrot or vibrator
I don't want to make my star fish wait for too long


Newegg is pretty good about getting the package shipped in time

[Blockaium]

I always do 2-day shipping when I buy a new carrot or vibrator
I don't want to make my star fish wait for too long


Newegg is pretty good about getting the package shipped in time

i didnt really get one, i just went along with it when i replied to maxwell. lol

[Kochieboy]

fap, forget, play the vidya, rinse and repeat.

[Cortunix]

or you could stop being an impatient piece of stuff and just wait

[The Magical Dunes]

i ordered something online not a vibrator you stupid dingus (a t-shirt) and its gonna take 2 weeks to get here what should i do in the meantime
i cant build a time machine because idk how. and i dont want to kill myself and come back to life in 2 weeks either, because what if i forget how to come back and i end up dead forever you guys'd be happy
suggestions please

just forget about the dumb shirt. then when it finally shows up at your door you can be pleasantly surprised, instead of complaining on the forums about how much it sucked having to wait for your shirt to arrive.

fap, forget, play the vidya, rinse and repeat.

you might as well kill yourself if that's how you'd spend two weeks.

[Mr Man]

Well the past things I ordered I bought a day before I went on vacation (arizona this week, law enforcement academy earlier this month)

so that when I came back they were there waiting for me.

If I do this the package will get stolen