I know.. lol.
Got home sometime in the morning after drinking and partying all night and thought my computer tower was a trash can. The puke went right through the vent and soaked everything inside. Why? I switched the trash can and tower's places recently, and they're both big and black rectangles. It was dark..
Inspection reveals stalactites of puke hanging from the top fan, a waterfall across the motherboard, and leakage into the corner of the space between the cpu socket and motherboard. Yeah. Well, now the CPU can doesn't spin now and I get no-post after power on.
I guess I need to order a new motherboard and CPU now... worst luck ever?