What is the stupidest thing you've ever done IRL?

[AcornCake]

existed

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[Flatflyer]

That explains everything
Did you get hurt?

I scraped off a huge part of the skin on the upper part of my nose, between my eyes, and it was all bloody and everything.

took a while for that to heal up.

[Midevil Warrior]

Mimic a friend by stroking a recorder in band class


The recorder was tan

[Katadeus]

I scraped off a huge part of the skin on the upper part of my nose, between my eyes, and it was all bloody and everything.

took a while for that to heal up.

Your nose wasn't salvageable though, so instead of trying to mitigate the damage they just gave you a prosthetic beak

[Car Selling Pyro]

uninstall steam

the time i tried to reinstall all my games back was also the time i learned my isp had a monthly limited download capacity

and it was only the 14th

[Swat 3]

Mimic a friend by stroking a recorder in band class


The recorder was tan

"Mr. Note, Warrior is stroking his recorder-shaped snake!"
Try to do a 360 mid-air on water skis when I only just learned out to get up on one.

Lets just say one remove my pants and the other hit my nose.

[jonnyman5656]

Broke a glass table.

[The Resonte!]

joined the forums

[F3d323]

i was like 8 years old and this 15 year old girl started hugging me a lot and i think i punched her in the face accidentally while i was laughing

[AcornCake]

i was like 8 years old and this 15 year old girl started hugging me a lot and i think i punched her in the face accidentally while i was laughing

nice job, slick

[EuphoriaAchieved]

wanted to go to canada

[WaterOre]

I tried to ride a concrete pig once at a butcher shop when I was ~6
I fell off and hit my head pretty hard on the ground below
Next thing I knew, I was in a hospital bed

[Foxscotch]

I told my dad to "get over it" when i didnt like a shirt he got me for christmas
i still feel really bad and i will never do anything like that again

i am crying this is so sad. i need some ice cream

[Ten-Speed]

nearly crushed my stepsister and stepcousin with a giant ATV

[HellHound]

nearly crushed my stepsister and stepcousin with a giant ATV

Given your intelligence, this does not surprise me.