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[-Setro-]

I just ate the majority of a jalapeno pepper that was at least 3 inches long. H My brother took one bite off the top, I ate the rest, about 2.8 inches long. Holy loving stuff.
I was able to keep a straight face for at least 1 minute, then it started burning my mouth and throat. Then I started sweating and tearing up, and on top of that my stomach felt terrible.
If anyone has actually eaten a ghost pepper, god bless you. Don't know how you get through it.

How can I get rid of the sting? It still hurts after like 5 minutes.

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[Couatl]

try drinking milk

[Alcatraz [PL]]

rip off your tounge

[ZombieDude]

try drinking milk

this
milk/dairy is supposed to really help

[Becquerel]

Ive had a Ghost Pepper before, it hurt like hell but stopped after about 10 minutes

Anyway, any form of dairy should help

[SailorMan]

Have some crackers

[BlockoCrafter]

If you can't get milk, drink water. Eat honey.
You don't need to freak out over a simple Jalapeno though. I've had a Habanero, and the spice went away within 5 minutes.

[-Setro-]

Drank some milk. The sting is stopping but my stomach still hurts a bit.
Also forgot to mention I almost threw up after eating it, I felt hiccups. This could mean I ate it too fast but by the distinct feel of it, I don't think so.

[SquartleTurtle]

quit being such a scrawny little bitch

[Xphifre]

DRINK WATER I PROMISE IT WILL MAKE IT BETTER

[XR-7]

Setro asks for help from the forums again.

Anyway, eating a ghost pepper actually would help. You wouldn't have your mind on the jalapeños anymore. Then you can ask for help about the ghost pepper.

[Lego lad]

DRINK WATER I PROMISE IT WILL MAKE IT BETTER

[TheABELBOTO]

Op must be rly sheltered if jalapeno is too much for him

[Jairo]

you need to make the jalapeno feel inferior by ingesting an even spicier pepper

[Skig²]

Op must be rly sheltered if jalapeno is too much for him

lol sad but true