Bad Translator v3

[BassCrossMegaman1]

I have never seen something so butchered

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[hodototman]

[Jairo]

"Artist White said: this knowledge? There are hundreds of holes in the matrix, classes, a strong insurance is more than 300 of the region."

navy seals copypasta

[PurpleSir]

Original text:

"betelgeuse loves rooster "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"T-l-c-s namrak beetle"

[Thorfin25]

[Sitrus]

There are hundreds of holes in the matrix

I love this

[Champion]

"Original text:

"what the forget did you just say to me, you little bitch?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"LAN, he said to me, you little slut?"

[Xphifre]

original text:

"poop"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Chair:"

Original text:

"my monday gave me fried chicken black boi"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Fried chicken and my black BOA"

[-Setro-]

[crunk²]

Original text:

"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"You need to go. The heart is enlarged."



...well.

[Kimon²]

[Superbro11]

Original text:

"GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA "
...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA glory to glory to glory to glory to glory to glory to glory to glory to glory to glory ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA ARSTOTZKA"

[Kimon²]

[Kimon²]

B-BAD TRANSLATOR SENPAI

[beachbum111111]

Original text:

"I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Reconnaissan the bed every night before going to bed."